I have no love for Nike and all their fucking money, but after a deep breath, and through gritted teeth, I have to admit, some of their dirty great ads are pretty good. This one for example.
Some things the internets does very badly. Verifiable facts for instance. But some things it does very very well indeed. Chief amongst these is insanity and kittens. TV can’t do insanity and kittens for shite, and radio is worse, which is why you’ll never see shit like this on TV. I’ll leave you work [...]
As a species, humans rule the planet hands down, no question. OK, we’re busy making life unbearable for everything else, but when you see shit like this you realise that we’re perfectly within our rights to do so, simply because we’re just so goddamned GOOD. It’s the Leave Me Alone Box and balls out rocks. [...]
Lovin’ this. Paradise always has a hidden catch, and if it’s not the damned mosquitoes, or tiny bugs that can kill you with a nasty look then it’s some fat cunt playing his music too loud.
If you run a video blog, it is mandatory to carry some have baked pseudo-political nonsense criticizing the war in Iraq. This one’s a good’un though – apparently professionally trained soldiers who do a horrible job risking their necks and killing in their leaders’ name have a slightly sick sense of humour. Who’s a thunk [...]
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If you’ve bothered to watch “Use my A as a C” (and I fucking hope you have) then you will already recognise Kunt and the Gang as second only to The Beatles as a cultural phenomenon capable of bringing peace and goodness to all mankind except old women with mouths like cats arses. These expendable [...]
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More helicopterage courtesy of LiveLeak. This time a MAGIC helicopter that is the solution to Global Warming, since it runs on nothing more than prayer. This one is flying around above Soddy Daisy, TN, which is a shame, because if it crashed there we’d be one less sorry shitehole to the good.
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Some kid with way too much time on his hands flies an RC plane into his cousin’s head. “FAAAAAAAAAKE” I hear you type. Who gives a fuck? It’s the thought that counts. In a world full of people who never do anything remotely worthwhile with their little lives, remotely injuring someone on film is a [...]
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The guy who we all think of as Paul McCartney, the one who just got burned bad by a mad one legged whore is not in fact the real Paul McCartney. What’s left of the real Paul McCartney is in a small box measuring 2 by 4 under Yoko Ono’s bed. True Story.
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This is as old as it is revolting, but man is it funny. Using a catchy tune to lodge the grossest lyrics in Christendom in the world’s head is a master coup worthy of a fiendish criminal with a white cat and spastic laugh. Next time you’re on public transport, sing “Go on then, just [...]
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annoyed by Joels speed in posting a mash-up I see your kitten and raise you a…
this is so new you might even have to wait for the video to upload…yeah…hold the fucking frontpage!
According to research published recently in the “TEA!” Magazine, the average English person drinks one million billion cups of tea EVERY FIVE MINUTES!!! This is really true, as you’ll know if you’ve ever seen an English person: they have tea coming out their ears, noses, anuses etc. Plus they’re all barking mad, but they [...]
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OK, this has been around for a bit, so sue me. But it is so jaw-droppingly, eye-poppingly, arse-churningly, brain-explodingly, last-shred-of-credibility-fuckingly, piss-into-your-own-eye-in-sheer-disbelief makingly, terribly awfully shittingly BAD. Even a company with as piss-poor an image as Microsoft doesn’t deserve this.
The whole story, now involving kittens, courtesy of the towering genius that is Joel Veitch. Joel writes “I am a fucking towering genius, OK? Now fuck off out of my way“ He’s such a nice man!
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okay, there’s both some strange logic going on here, and a very unusual request to prove ones fidelity, I am actually lost for words, enjoy…meh.
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So the still image of this tanker implosion has been kicking around for years, but now….we have a video! Woo fucking hoo!
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Even a fool knows that bicycles are for fucking communists and the poor, so this guy has a great idea, and we should all follow his example. From now make a mental note to set fire to anyone you see riding a push bike*.
Always carry a can of petrol around with you for the purpose.
* [...]
When I first saw this I was like OMG WTF this guy is better than that guy from Police Academy, and then I realised, the guy in the vid is Michael Winslow, yeah, he IS the guy from Police Academy.
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One of the immutable, irrefutable laws of the universe is that goats are funny. They were put on this planet to feed and amuse us, and occasionally, if you are an agricultural type from a funny sounding foreign country, providing sexual relief in extremis.
Talking goats are even funnier, although if I were you I’d [...]
Ya can’t have one without the other. Props to anyone who makes blatant drug allusions in their advertising. Plus it works brilliantly because cocaine and pizza go great together. Cocaine makes you hungry, so you crave pizza. Cocaine also makes you cool, slightly introspective, but interesting to those around you, and very rich.
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