Posted on Wednesday, April 23rd by winston

Talking Goat

One of the immutable, irrefutable laws of the universe is that goats are funny. They were put on this planet to feed and amuse us, and occasionally, if you are an agricultural type from a funny sounding foreign country, providing sexual relief in extremis.

Talking goats are even funnier, although if I were you I’d avoid intercourse with them.

1 Comment

  • That goat is a moron. “Whaaaaaaaat? Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?”

    What a waste having a talking goat that is a total idiot.

    “We’ve found a talking goat! Hoorah!…. oh… wait. It’s a fucking moron.”

    But it has got enormous balls. It’s certainly got that going for it. Enormous, pendulous Goat Balls.

    What a fucking Big-Balled Goat-tard.

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