There is a particular kind of middle aged man whose dick has stopped working so they have replaced it with their mobile phone. Consequently they are obsessed with looking at it, fondling it, getting it out at airports and looking at it longingly (funny – when I do that I get arrested), and when it RINGS in public! Oh boy – that is like an orgasm. They proudly answer, deluded that they look important and busy and executive. But they just look like cunts.