Ikea Clean Up

Ikea is held by all of mankind to be the worst place in the world to blow a Saturday afternoon. Unfortunately it is held by all of womankind to be some kind of heavenly vision full of great stuff which is sooooo much cheaper than anywhere else. Which means men end up there dragging their feet and whining. Well don’t. First go to the cool Sweden shop and buy a bottle of Aquavit and a ton of those Marabou Stork rolls. Then head for the hot dog stand where they sell hot dogs for about 5p each. Spend a happy afternoon gorging yourself on hot dogs and chocolate and drinking 90% proof liquor.

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