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Thumbs, they say, are what separates us from the animals. As The Onion once sagaciously pointed out, the moment the dolphins evolve opposable thumbs, we’re all fucked. Thumbs are what allow us to develop weapons, drive cars, operate the TV remote control, and wank with only one hand as opposed to stupid backward rabbits who have use both hands.

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