Entries from June 2008

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Laughter Chain

This is kind of different: not only do you watch a video on the Internet, but the Internet watches back… Which is fine, except if it starts happening on a regular basis. There are too many people doing too many unspeakable things in front of their computers for the web to start watching. It would [...]

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Skate-tard

What is the difference between a fucktard and a fucking fucktard? It is a very difficult thing to quantify, as academics the world over have spent their entire careers finding out.  But somehow this clip provides the answer. A fucktard would stop after hurting himself once, but a fucking fucktard just has to go all [...]

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Swiss Helicopter Crash

The Swiss are a very clean tidy race. Also pretty dull. When something cool happens in front of their very eyes, rather than enjoying it they go charging in to tidy up the mess. This is a shame, but at least it stops the place turning into Detroit.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Slomo Baby

Little baby girls laughing at normal speed: cute and infectious, you watch them and unless you are an incurable cynic who is only happy when everybody else is miserable, you say awwwwww. Little baby girls laughing in slow motion: scary, creepy, unsettling and liable to haunt your dreams at the exact moment you were finally [...]

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

She’s a Spinner

When Brits say she’s a spinner, they mean she’s deranged, unstable, prone to viciousness, hormonal, and not to be fucked with under any circumstance, however attractive she may be. A chick, basically.
This chick probably isn’t a spinner. In fact she looks pretty fucking cool.

Friday, June 20th, 2008

Ryanair Business Class Frills

Michael O’Leary, blunt talking, foul mouthed, confrontational CEO of implausibly bad budget airline Ryanair explains that his business class air-hostesses will go beyond mild flirtation, to orally induced happy finishes. This is good news as long haul flights are very boring and blow jobs a re a very effective way to combat boredom.

Friday, June 20th, 2008

Very High Quality Commercial

This is absolute genius. Anyone working in advertising take note: you can stick all that clever shit up your arse. Just get two babes in bikinis to sing a little song about your product and everybody on Earth will love you and rush out and buy your product. Now excuse me, I’ve got to rush [...]

Friday, June 20th, 2008

Banned IKEA Commercial

Billed as a banned IKEA commercial, presumably to garner more views on YouTube, this turns out to be a fairly sympathetic documentary about the fun-loving ways of rural Swedish peasants. Very interesting and highly recommended.

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

Mmmmmmm Pizza

Why is pizza so fucking good? It’s just cheese on toast with some tinned tomato shit added on. How can something that simple actually contain the taste of everything that is holy in this world? And while we’re on the subject, how can Domino’s (in the UK at any rate) take something that should be [...]

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

Elevator Psychology

So Homo Sapiens is superior to the animals apparently. We are blessed with consciousness and free will. Unlike the witless sheep in the field, governed by instinct alone, God put us on the planet and gave us purpose. ‘Fraid not religious peeps, we’re just fucking talking dancing monkeys with a powerful herding instinct.

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

21 FUCKS in 2 Minutes

A mediocre scene with two mediocre actors out of a mediocre film, made brilliant by swearing. Swearing is so cool and funny it hurts, and by cool, I mean totally sweet. The lesson here is that nothing is so shit it can’t be made brilliant by the word FUCK. Including Martin Scorsese.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Girls of the Israeli Defence Force

Check out the comments on YouTube, the predictable middle east bullshit with everyone getting hot under the collar over a scrappy bit of desert. Morons. The only sensible reaction to this clip is “COOL! Chicks with guns! How do I enlist?”

Monday, June 16th, 2008

“Look at this” of the day

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=108500831

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Piss Poor Movie Trailer

This is superb – the worst trailer for what must surely be the most execrable film with the stupidest title ever made: He Goat 2! Nope, it’s not a joke, it’s a drama about a guy who fucks his mother or some such and gets chased into the undergrowth by some guy (his dad?) wielding [...]