Why is pizza so fucking good? It’s just cheese on toast with some tinned tomato shit added on. How can something that simple actually contain the taste of everything that is holy in this world? And while we’re on the subject, how can Domino’s (in the UK at any rate) take something that should be so good and is so easy to make, and imbue it with the taste of unfettered evil?

Either way, here is a handy video on pizza and how to get yourself some.

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funny, puppet