Entries from July 2008

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Yawning Lions

There’s a big argument on YouTube about whether this clip is real or fake which just proves that the Internet eats itself about every 12 months. Soon we will all be arguing over whether the argument is real or fake, at which point we will have disappeared up our own arseholes and can all [...]

Friday, July 25th, 2008

Insane Angry Pelican

Holy crap! This makes me feel fucking ill. I would prefer to die torn to shreds by angry lesbians than be forced to swallow a live flapping panicking bird.

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Fucking Twat Injures Itself

Acting is a pretty moronic profession which is why for the most part only morons go into it. It’s therefore good that actors hurt themselves, even better if they humiliate themselves publicly in the process, and best of all if it’s funny. So this video scores really highly.

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Stone in the Ass

Marcus Gronholm’s co-pilot gets a crash course in the lifestyles of the gay. Apparently the friends of Dorothy are actively recruiting the young and impressionable to join them and swell their numbers. Using a cool sport like rally driving as a propaganda tool in this recruitment drive is a great way to go. Good luck [...]

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Steal Things Break Stuff

This little girl will go a very long way in life. She will overcome many obstacles and achieve everything she sets out to achieve. She will accumulate more stuff than her peers and therefore be happier and they shall envy her and wish they had her stuff, but she will scoff and pretend she cares [...]

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Finger Challenge

Old movies are pretty fucking dull. Nothing happens and it happens very slowly. People were a lot stupider then and couldn’t keep up. Luckily someone has found a way of making old shit funny for smart modern people.

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Lunatic

This is almost the perfect way to travel – the one teensy downside is you don’t get very far because you die tangled in a scorching mangled twisted metal mess. And people you never much liked anyway shake their heads in pretend sorry and say things like “well he was always and complete fucking [...]

Friday, July 4th, 2008

4th July Yank Rant

It’s Independence Day across the pond, and to celebrate this some superannuated old fart has made a sorry little film of his anti-British rant, conveniently forgetting that if it wasn’t for us he would not exist and whoever was in his place would be speaking French or, worse, German and that revealing the massive chip he [...]

Friday, July 4th, 2008

I Like Soda. I Like Cold Soda.

A promo from some amazing new band. These guys are going to be bigger than Alphabeat. Check out the lyrics. Amaaaaaaaaaaaaazing dude!

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Stupid Woman Driver

Bla bla bla women drivers bla bla bla can’t drive for shit bla bla bla shouldn’t be allowed behind the wheel bla bla. For pity’s sake, its 2008, are we still having this tired old conversation? Why can’t women just fucking learn to drive and end this once and for all. Because they really do [...]

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Bad Parking

There are only three variables that make this behaviour possible: sudden death, alcohol or rage. or a combination of any of the three. Or, far more intriguingly, the vehicle in question could be being driven by a goat that thinks it knows how to drive. That would look good on the police report: “here’s my [...]

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Biker Bites It

The world is a dark, brutal, nasty place in which we live short dark brutal nasty and largely pointless lives. Luckily, every so often, proof of a higher plane of existence flashes fleetingly in front of us and shapes some sort of tangible meaning  – shining a light into the murky darkness. This video is [...]

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Where the Hell is Matt 2008

Apart from his terrible taste in dodgy new age music, you have to love Matt Harding.  If life is a game where no one knows the rules, then he has basically won. And if you can win with nothing more than an engagingly silly little jig, then there’s hope for us all. Bless him.