Entries from September 2008

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Two Chicks, One Trick

So, OK, this is kind of a cool trick, but there’s no way it would have gotten front page on Break.com and 289,111 views (at time of writing) if it was just a cool trick. There’s something else to it. What could it be? Who knows? The internet is a big mysterious thing. There are [...]

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Slo-mo Punch

An ad for punching people in the face. Years of uninterupted economic growth have meant that we have lost the fine art of punching people in the face, but now that the bad times are here again, and we’re all going to have to pawn our Wiis and flat panel TVs we’re going to have [...]

Friday, September 26th, 2008

YOUGAY

Yeah, OK, I s’pose you could argue that this meme-in-the-making is offensive to our friends in the homosexual community, and will quickly become a playground insult. But it’s fucking funny and anyway, YOUGAY is the name of a restaurant in Vietnam so it’s OK.

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Narcoleptic Dog

A special comedy dog put on earth to prove one of the fundamental laws of humour, which is that things falling over is funny. It works especially well when that thing is a retarded spastic thing with short flippy legs. They should genetically breed these things on some sort of horrible industrial farm and sell [...]

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Diesel SFW XXX

The dirty secret that the government doesn’t want you to know is that 99% of porn sucks dick. Really. Everyone claims to love porn but they’re lying. It’s like a really ugly person you only fuck because you’re desperate and then hate afterwards. Or like a blow out at McDonalds that you crave desperately and [...]

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Life and Music

Some old dead dude gives us his perpective on life under capitalism, and as far as perpsectives go, it ain’t a bad one. Of course, what he’s basically saying is smell the roses which any sensible person knows is hippy bullshit.  Start down that road and next thing you know you’ll be too stoned to [...]

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Cock Slide

Evolution is a strange and wonderful thing. For generations the act of human procreation has been characterised by spermatozoa emitting from the male penis, inpregnating the female ovula and gestating for 9 months. An infant then emerges, requiring its parents to abandon any pretense at having any sort of life for the next 16 years [...]

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

Gay Sex at Lehman Brothers

Shocking footage showing exactly why Lehman Brothers collapsed. This exclusive CNN scoop reveals that the place was infested with the gays. For a big bank this is bad news, as once the gays get in they spend your entire capital base on cool clothes, stylish interior design, small dogs and amyl nitrate. Other banks refuse [...]

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

Dog Escape

A dog escaping from its kennel. According to the collective wisdom of the internets this means the dog is smart. Really? Inside the kennel it’s safe, warm, dry. There is companionship, and it probably gets fed twice a day. Outside it is dangerous, cold, wet, you have to steal food out of dumpsters and cars [...]