Cock Slide

Evolution is a strange and wonderful thing. For generations the act of human procreation has been characterised by spermatozoa emitting from the male penis, inpregnating the female ovula and gestating for 9 months. An infant then emerges, requiring its parents to abandon any pretense at having any sort of life for the next 16 years before it angrily fucks off. This penis apparently short circuits that process by several valuable years, and proves that creationists are talking terrible bollocks all in one fell swoop.

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