The dirty secret that the government doesn’t want you to know is that 99% of porn sucks dick. Really. Everyone claims to love porn but they’re lying. It’s like a really ugly person you only fuck because you’re desperate and then hate afterwards. Or like a blow out at McDonalds that you crave desperately and then wonder what the fuck you were thinking afterwards when you feel ill and soiled.

This is how to make porn better. I wonder if it would work on ugly people and Big Macs?

YouTube took it down. Fuck YouTube. Break put it up. Yay for Break

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