Entries from October 2008

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Hamster on a piano (eating popcorn)

Remember cats flushing toilets? Remember how I said that was what the Internet was invented for? Well never have I been more fucking wrong in my whole life. THIS is what the Internet was invented for, and nothing else. You can all go home, the Internet has been won fair and square. It’s over, done, [...]

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008


Just be-fucking-cos

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

Alien Song

There’s nothing out there except more election shite, so it’s time to return to the classics. Arguably the first ever viral ad, this deserves a place in some museum. If you’ve seen it watch it again anyway and wonder where the almosrt 10 years since you last saw it have disappeared to. If you’ve never [...]

Monday, October 27th, 2008


I’ve lives in a backwater shithole in the middle of fucking nowhere for my whole life. I never did shit at school and I’m fucking useless so I can’t escape. I’m stupid, blinkered, probably fat, and bored beyond belief. What can I do to rectify this situation? Hey, I know: I’ll over-react wildly to a [...]

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Monday Morning

It’s Monday and you’re at work trading in your time for a handful of sheckles. You could be doing this.

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Fast Food

To quote the guy who sent me this “Colin Furze has single handedly won the internet”. Quite. 1.30 is possibly the funniest thing on YouTube. You’ll LOL till you ROFL.

Friday, October 24th, 2008


Friday fucktards part 2. Just glorious. Not very new or very original, but pure joy to behold. This must have really fucking hurt horribly. What is it about Canadians anyway that they lack the flight instinct? When faced with fast approaching danger they just stand there placidly chewing their cud like the assbacked oafmooses that [...]

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Shopping Trolley Fail

It’s laugh at fuckwit Friday. A combination of end of week fatigue, shit weather and general pissed offedness with everything from the economy to the fact that people are mean to fluffy animals, combined with the lack of a hangover or any barbiturates to take the edge off the day mean that it’s time to [...]

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

Subprime Explained

John Bird and John Fortune explain how and why the subprime crisis has come about. These two guys usually do satire, but in not in this case. As Nassim Nicholas Taleb explained in his Black Swan book, banks are full of fucking idiots who pretend to be clever in order to take massive risks with [...]

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

Best. Thing. Ever

Makes me proud to be a Londoner.

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

Terrible Advertising Song

Ogilvy is an advertising agency. It was founded by a guy called David Ogilvy. Apparently arounbd now is his birthday or something because the Greek bit of the agency has created this horrendous piece of shit. Your toes will curl back up into your feet when you watch it. Corporate communications train wrecks like this [...]

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

Obama vs McCain – The Final Battle

This rocks. Who knew that that honky McCain could rap. Wow! Maybe some people should vote for him after all. Granted, anything to do with the US election is now officially duller than ditchwater and no one cares at all (apart from a few people actually in the US) but honestly, this is worth watching.