Corn Porn

SFW Pron is this month’s hot new thing. Here some webcam hooker tart uses corn to simulate giving a guy a handjob. Presumably this is funnier if you know who Rachel Ray is, but even those of us who don’t can tell just by looking at her that she’s an irritatingly happy chirpy TV cookery personality. And the fact that both these dappy moos spend several minutes simulating male masturbation without even realising it means they seriously need to get out more.

By the way: it’s WRONG to get a hard-on watching this. WRONG.

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