There is way too much old useless shit on our planet, so anyone who can turn that old useless shit into a moving fire breathing mutoid dog motorbike should be more famous than some idiot who can play the guitar and write a decent tune. One day everything will look like this.

Here is the YouTube equivalent of Alka Seltzer. It’s the week before Christmas, so most of you probably went out and got hammered, and are now sitting in front [...]

Heh.

So you think Parkour was invented in Paris sometime in the 70s or 80s. Well that’s cos you’re a know nothing dipshit. These muthafuckas were doing it in NYC before it even had a name.

This is what happens to your food when you’re not looking. The guy was probably too stoned to notice that his pizza had an interesting new topping: dog shit and tramp piss topping. He was probably also too stoned to notice that he spent the following 24 hours shitting and puking in his bed.
Yet still, [...]

Fucking funny. Here’s a fabulous TV out-take that is so perfect, you almost have to wonder whether it isn’t a set up. Interesting that the [...]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa. What a terrible fucking eedjit.

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Oh fuck! This is the single coolest thing I have ever seen. I want one so bad it hurts. A fucking flying, hovering death robot that rains down fire and damnation on all your enemies. Could anything be more beautiful?

This would make an interesting advertisement for extremely hard core tranquilizers. The sort that basically kill you; your eyes stay open and you can breathe but the rest of your cardiovascular system pretty much shuts down. Of course this is not an ad, and it actually happened which is fucking extraordinary. Who the fuck is [...]

SNL blows the web wide open with this masterpiece. I’d love to say I jizzed in my pants when I watched it, but I dint. I shat in them though if that helps.

The BBC constantly get grief for using the money we give them to make cack, but all that really shows is you can’t prove all the people all the time, and if you even try people will line up to give you a good kicking. They have don it here though. Surely there is not [...]

A very moving tale of an old psycho Spanish couple who like to psychologically torture animals and then kill them and keep their bodies as sort of sick trophies, mementos if you will, to their twisted little victories.

WARNING: This is emphatically NOT the type of film you’d expect to see on this site. But fukkit – it’s just too good to miss.

The Simpsons nail it. Of course they probably all use Macs themselves, indeed probably wrote this masterpeice on a bunch of Macs, but that doesn’t stop this being a thing of absolute genius.

You walk into the bathroom, you’re just some chick. You look in the mirror, you’re just some chick. You pick up the hairdryer, you’re just some chick. You switch on the hairdryer, suddenly you’re transformed from just some chick to “hey, you’re that chick who had powder blown all over her face hahahahahahaha.”