Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

Cash in my Pocket

A great promo for the Whiley / Ronson tune Cash in my Pocket. It points the way forwards for all those city fuckheads who are single handedly (OK, maybe those cunt politicians helped out an awful lot) responsible for landing us in this terrible economic mess by forcing us, often at knifepoint, to max out [...]

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Fucking Nutcase

I’m guessing this wasn’t supposed to happen. The guy gets grade A dude status for not just shitting in his pants and letting go, but he was definately terrified beyond sanity. Those whoops when he finally comes crashing back down to earth are a rather transparent attempt to disguise the fact that for about 10 [...]

Monday, November 24th, 2008

Cat Misses

cat. Hurts. Itself. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Monday, November 24th, 2008

Bruce Lee Playing Ping Pong

Bringing people back from the dead to help you sell electronic consumer products may not be the new rock and roll, and some might say it’s pretty creepy, but bringing them back from the dead to play table tennis is just fucking cool. Frankly, I’d buy fresh dog shit if it was sold yo me [...]

Friday, November 21st, 2008

99 Words for Boobs

I’d love to tell you that you must watch this for the trenchant satirical comment. But the truth is you should watch it if you want to be mildly amused whilst getting to watch lots of lovely tits under the pretence that you’re watching trenchant satire. If you catch my drift.

Friday, November 21st, 2008

Global Air Traffic Seen From the Sky

OK, this is just cool: God’s eye view on how we’re fucking up the planet. If this is what the Big Man has to sit and look at all day it’s no wonder the odd airplane occasionally goes down killing everyone on board for no discernable reason. Human error my arse, it’s a quick flick [...]

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Branksome

Fucking great. Like all huge thriving metropolises Branksome has its own underground music scene. These guys are the first to break out, cross over, and go mainstream leaving others from the Branksome scene to follow behind them. Like the Beatles did for Liverpool, Massive Attack did for Bristol, the Happy Mondays did for Manchester and [...]

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

Cat Segway

Not content with winning the Internets, those dastardly felines are now planning to take over the world. Luckily,  phase 1 of the plan is to ride around on automated vacuum cleaners looking stupid, and none of them have any idea what phase 2 is. And even if they did they’d be too busy destroying expensive [...]

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Electric Boogie

Old but funny: one to watch again and again. The way this fool spazzes out in the most effeminate way is pure poetry in motion. If epileptic seizures [...]

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Ass Paint

Arty farty ads suck cock. You know the type of shit I’m talking about: some wannabe artist starts directing shitty commercials because it’s the only way he can fund his appalling cocaine habit, then decides that the only way to salvage his concience is to inflict 30 atrocious seconds of art-wankery on an uncaring world. [...]

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Never Scare a Brother

See below.

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Halloween Punch

This is basically a lesson in how to be cool. If this was me I would whimper and cower like a frightened rodent before swearing long and loud telling the prankster in a shaky voice that that was not at all funny and I can’t see what the fuck everyone is laughing at. What I [...]

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Tripping Dog

People are such fucking assholes. OK, this dog looks pretty gross, but it’s still just a dumb vulnerable defenseless beast, and ugliness is not an excuse to make a living creature suffer by giving it its body weight in LSD. If it were accidentally to catch sight of itself in a mirror it would explode [...]

Friday, November 14th, 2008

Creepy Video Game Dialogue

Absolutely pure filth, this is essentially video game pron, but the great twist is that it appears to be voiced by kids and the characters look like kids. So this is not just video game pron, it’s video game kiddie pron! The perverts are taking over. This is probably not a good thing.

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

Classic: Ninja

This really is piss your pants funny. Martial arts are the physical embodyment of mind over body, proof that the humans can achieve amazing feats [...]

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

YouTube Challenge

The Onion: fucking nailing it every time, since 1988.

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Creepy Skittles Ad

The advertising industry is often accused of lacking any balls at all, being safe, derivative and boring and creating unreasonable aspirations all just in order to manipulate a naive, unsuspecting public into buying crap they don’t really want and definately don’t need. And that’s probably all true. But every so ofgten an ad surfaces that [...]

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

Wanking Tarzan

OK, so this is a joke obviously. No one could ever be so fucking stupid as to try to sell a bare chested plastic doll that jerks itself off and makes orgasmic sounds, right?
What?
Wrong?
Someone has actually done that?
Who, for fucks sake?
Oh Disney, oh well, that’s fucking typical, why am I not surprised?