This is good for a multitude of reasons, one being that it just is, another being that good ole Rick finally got paid for all this nonsense, but the main one being that Rick Rolling is no longer subversive (anyone remember how it started?) and will go away and be replaced by something new and [...]

Still one of the funniest things ever. This is what happens when you give a bunch of soldiers LSD. Obviously. What did they think was going to happen? Had [...]

A great promo for the Whiley / Ronson tune Cash in my Pocket. It points the way forwards for all those city fuckheads who are single handedly (OK, maybe those cunt politicians helped out an awful lot) responsible for landing us in this terrible economic mess by forcing us, often at knifepoint, to max out [...]

I’m guessing this wasn’t supposed to happen. The guy gets grade A dude status for not just shitting in his pants and letting go, but he was definately terrified beyond sanity. Those whoops when he finally comes crashing back down to earth are a rather transparent attempt to disguise the fact that for about 10 [...]

cat. Hurts. Itself. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Bringing people back from the dead to help you sell electronic consumer products may not be the new rock and roll, and some might say it’s pretty creepy, but bringing them back from the dead to play table tennis is just fucking cool. Frankly, I’d buy fresh dog shit if it was sold yo me [...]

I’d love to tell you that you must watch this for the trenchant satirical comment. But the truth is you should watch it if you want to be mildly amused whilst getting to watch lots of lovely tits under the pretence that you’re watching trenchant satire. If you catch my drift.

OK, this is just cool: God’s eye view on how we’re fucking up the planet. If this is what the Big Man has to sit and look at all day it’s no wonder the odd airplane occasionally goes down killing everyone on board for no discernable reason. Human error my arse, it’s a quick flick [...]

Fucking great. Like all huge thriving metropolises Branksome has its own underground music scene. These guys are the first to break out, cross over, and go mainstream leaving others from the Branksome scene to follow behind them. Like the Beatles did for Liverpool, Massive Attack did for Bristol, the Happy Mondays did for Manchester and [...]

Not content with winning the Internets, those dastardly felines are now planning to take over the world. Luckily,  phase 1 of the plan is to ride around on automated vacuum cleaners looking stupid, and none of them have any idea what phase 2 is. And even if they did they’d be too busy destroying expensive [...]

Old but funny: one to watch again and again. The way this fool spazzes out in the most effeminate way is pure poetry in motion. If epileptic seizures [...]

Arty farty ads suck cock. You know the type of shit I’m talking about: some wannabe artist starts directing shitty commercials because it’s the only way he can fund his appalling cocaine habit, then decides that the only way to salvage his concience is to inflict 30 atrocious seconds of art-wankery on an uncaring world. [...]

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This is basically a lesson in how to be cool. If this was me I would whimper and cower like a frightened rodent before swearing long and loud telling the prankster in a shaky voice that that was not at all funny and I can’t see what the fuck everyone is laughing at. What I [...]

People are such fucking assholes. OK, this dog looks pretty gross, but it’s still just a dumb vulnerable defenseless beast, and ugliness is not an excuse to make a living creature suffer by giving it its body weight in LSD. If it were accidentally to catch sight of itself in a mirror it would explode [...]

Absolutely pure filth, this is essentially video game pron, but the great twist is that it appears to be voiced by kids and the characters look like kids. So this is not just video game pron, it’s video game kiddie pron! The perverts are taking over. This is probably not a good thing.