Entries from January 2009

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Kittens on a Roomba

The guys at iRobot must be loving it. Instead of them spending money on advertising their vacuum cleaner things, people just keep filming their pets fucking around with them and sticking the films on YouTube. Hey presto, every person in the universe wants one because their ickle kittens look cute on them, oh and plus [...]

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

The WTF Blanket

Everything this guy says is true. This is so so much more honest than the real ad.

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Women Drivers

All of these are old but someone has been kind enough to string them all together and stick a shit but kind of funny soundtrack over the top to create what effectively serves as a PSB clip warning against the dangers of letting women near anything mechanical that moves forwards or backwards under its own [...]

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

PIRATES!

Beatles, Monty Python, Pirates!!! Could anything rock harder?

Monday, January 26th, 2009

Chewbacca Trapped in a Nightstand

OK, this is amazing. If this dude stuck his nasty cheap Ikea nightstand on eBay he’d probably end up being able to buy himself a new house. A fucking piece of furniture that sounds exactly like Chewie, the Star Wars geeks would bid themselves into oblivion for this one.

Friday, January 16th, 2009

Ambulance Fail

From the great failblog, a very short, very sweet clip.

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

Balloon Sex

Balloons. Fucking each other. In all sorts of different ways. WIth others watching. Some dark new sub-perversion, a new strata in the murky geology of human desires, some sort of socially acceptable pedophilia/bestiality?  Nope. A marketing message. Ya gotta fucking love the internets.

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

Fabulous Japanese Racism

There’s a lot of predictable waffle about whether this is racist or not. Does anyone actually think anyone of any colour would actually get remotely offended by this hilarious nonsense, or is it just do anything with anyone of another race and the sheep will squeal? Who fucking knows. Anyway the trumpet breaking is a [...]

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

Faceplant off Truck

A good old school opportunity to laugh at someone else’s pain and suffering. The amount this dopey fucker squeals in agony is directly proportional to the level of stupidity of doing something dangerous when you have zero skill or co-ordination or capacity for linear thought. But “thank you” oh Hero of the Unknown YouTube Clip, [...]

Monday, January 12th, 2009

3 Rules of the Internet

The 3rd rule of the Internet is that everything has to look like it was thrown together in under 5 minutes with very little thought or attention given to production values.

Friday, January 9th, 2009

Doctor Wants his Kidney Back

There’s being justifiably angry, then there’s being bitter and twisted and a bit sad, then there’s being a hilariously petty losertron. Doctor Quack here falls squarely in category number 3. But if you think he is a laughable jerk off, try reading the comments this video has provoked.

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

Electric Grapes

Fucking hilarious. Electrical fruit is the new having a hit single, then a hit album, then flashing your vag everywhere, then shaving off all your hair, then having a total meltdown in public, then loosing custody of your kids, then getting fat then loosing a bunch of weight, then making a comeback then finding out [...]

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

Pink TV

This is one to watch again and again. It keeps getting funnier. Although short and sweet, it is packed with amusing detail. For a start, [...]

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

One day someone should shoot a really weighty, emotionally poignant drama about how a kid from the projects gets abused by his drunken violent father, but manages to break out of the spiral of crime and violence to bring up his own kids with dignity thanks to the help and guidance of a grouchy widowed [...]

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Neti Pot

Some things are beyond satire. Neti Pot is one of them.
“A special “Neti Pot” is filled with warm, slightly salted water and the spout of the pot is inserted [...]