Entries from November 2009

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Subtext Subtitles No.1

So just what does it take to make it in the cut-throat world of music director and festivals promoter? Surely you’d have to be some kind of superman, right Chris? Chris Greenwood reveals all while the subtitles reveal the truth. Brilliant.

Sunday, November 29th, 2009

The Dark Knight Gets Tangerined

Poor old Batman tries to get on with life & fight crime, but it looks like his faithful servant Alfred has been at the cherry brandy again & keeps interrupting… & seems to have a strange obsession with citrus fruit – You can almost see the exact moment when Mr. Bale flips out – SURREAL!

Saturday, November 28th, 2009

And Now For Something Completely Different

‘I remember the road warrior….’, wait, wrong genre! I remember when streaming video met ADSL and as if by magic we saw the birth of the webcam girl, back then (and now actually) things were all very simple: Girl starts webcam, girl starts music, girl starts dancing, the perfect one (wo)man show. It did the [...]

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Kevin Smith talks about Twilight

The big man drops some truth bombs on the twilight franchise, all the while preaching a message of acceptance. Sure, homo sparkly vampires might only entertain 12 year old she-nerds, but in 6 short years they’ll be 18 year old she-nerds…

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

The Wire – 100 Greatest Quotes

The greatest TV show about the decaying corpse of the Great American City in 100 quotes, because it’s all in the game y’all. I’d like to see a Baltimore version of Monopoly, how cool would that be? Then we could all be part of the game.

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

Face-Off With A Deadly Predator

Was this leopard seal helping this guy or fattening him up just like the witch in Hansel and Gretel? Is that glass half full or half empty? I’d say it’s half drunk. I hope this photographer put this kind seal on his Christmas card list.

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Future Of Breakdancing?

Break out that skin-tight leotard, stuff a potato down the front to avoid people laughing, and start busting some aerobic moves. The real b-boys wish they could be as badass as these prancing gymnasts. After this event they go pimpslap some bling. I fear for the future of mankind – WTF!?!

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

Glottal Opera Sucks!

This is four people’s laryngeal openings singing opera, but filmed from inside their throats – although if I hadn’t explained that you may’ve thought it was some other orifice, which would be equally, if not more, impressive – WTF!?!

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

Snuggie Sex Break-Up

You can’t blame this guy for wanting to end it. As if your girlfriend owning a snuggie isn’t mind-hauntingly disturbing enough, when she wears it to bed a line has to be drawn. Sleeved fleece-blankets are the pedoes of the blanket world. SICK-SICK-SICK!!!

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

Chinese People Don’t Understand Sex

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
If China have an overpopulation problem then they won’t have for much longer if this is how they start to have intercourse, rubbing their butts together while wearing their underwear. It’s taking safe sex to a new unprecedented level :(

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Ice Skating Ninja Chick

This girl must be a ninja, only someone with the expert training of one of the Orders of the Seven Clans could perform such a neat trick and come back with a fish in her mouth. Or she could be a seal in disguise with a drill up its butt.

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

EXTREME WTF!?! – Beard Competition

These beards are no ordinary beards, we’re not talking the Fu Manchu, the Winnfield, the Klingon, goatee or the mutton chops but a man’s head trapped within a cage of his own beard with a working beard door – that is some impressive growth. This is some scary sh#t!

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Police In Action – WTF!?!

It’s good to see some highly trained professionals expertly displaying their abilities and competence, so it’s a shame there are none in this clip, only bumbling amateurs; where did they train? The Chief Wiggum School of Policing? LMAO