“You can take our land but you’ll never take our heroin!” – William Wallace makes his big speech to the Scottish army convincing them to abandon their hopes for freedom and go get some heroin instead.”It’s shite being Scottish!” (nuff said)

HURRAH…or OH HELL? There’s gonna be a new Karate Kid film and Jackie Chan is to play Mr Miyagi. The bad news is that Will Smith is going to direct it and his son is going to play the role of a bullied youth. Oh well you can’t have it all – “wax on….wax off!’

Who says you can’t have fun in your car anymore? F#ck the carbon footprint & embrace the culture of a new type of auto-emission. The sounds in this video are ACTUAL sounds from the Jeep. Everyone began rehearsing their parts 2 weeks before they shot the video. SWEET!!!

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Women, a good lesson learned is to leave them well alone when any type of blood is involved and this scary scenario is NO exception! Nothing can stop her from killing the people who did this to her, and we are not talking about a broken [...]

Bill O’Reilly tells it like it is, if you’re a brainless douche bag with balls the size of peanuts – A great Christmas present for the whole planet would be to shove a 20ft Norwegian Spruce up his butt & it could stay there until New Year !

Move over, Chicago Bears -there’s a new Shufflin’ Crew in town! Who’d have ever though that sex offenders were such a musical molesting mob? I’m impressed. The state of Florida have come up with a great idea to get sex offenders back into society with this awesome & catchy song. Pop-Pedo-Tastic!

Retirement is a biatch…called Buffy! Please come back, we have a gay vampire we need you to kill, his name is Edward Cullen – Personally, I’d expect blade to get some better results, but he’s in jail, and I guess Buffy is easier on the eye.

Miles Fisher covers Talking Heads’ This Must Be the Place in this tribute to the psychotic 80s pop-music analysing yuppie, Patrick Bateman. And he looks uncannily like Christian Bale, I hope no directors of photography were harmed in the making.

Making a secret video of you engaging in some nocturnal nookie with your unaware girlfriend is not as easy as you might think. Once the camera is rolling you suddenly become the star of the seedy show and the pressure to perform can become too much – or you might just suck at acting – [...]

I knew there would come a time when the golden age of home-alone hotties dancing in their bedrooms to their webcams would come to an abrupt end & mutate into something new – This is SO disturbingly surrealy twisted that i kinda like it – WTF !?

It is the new must have peripheral for all those one-hand bandits out there, now you can combine your 2 favourites past-times, playing video games & strumming your purple banjo! So when mom asks what you want for Xmas, you know what to say! WTF!?!

Irish politics, now there’s an amusing oxymoron (actually, lets be fair, that could apply to any country in the world at the moment), can sometimes test even the most unassuming politician’s use of unparliamentary language when it comes to heated debate – Here Paul Gogarty from the Green Party pollutes the floor with some foul [...]

Who needs X-factor, who needs the press telling me who i should be listening to – F#ck all that! I know what i like and what i’m liking right now is the voice of an angel trapped in a slightly over weight man, who would have thought it was possible to produce such a harmonious [...]

It is finally here, the moment we have all been waiting for since the first episode of the OC. Although Rachel doesn’t want to display her awesome asstes, it is edited so well that it leaves nothing to your imagination. It could ‘almost’ be her, right?!

I had no idea what an Eigenharp was until I saw this, and now I own seventeen. It’s evidently an incredible musical instrument constructed entirely from win and flashing LEDs. Watch in awe as these guys create their own take on the Bond Theme – F#cking AWESOME!

This is the story of most of our lives! Your night out anthem becomes your morning-after anthem! It’s just reassuring to know that chicks, chaos & copious amounts of alcohol were involved, it just doesn’t get much better than this when you are young!