Entries from January 2010

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

When Megan Met Michael – WTF!?!

Michael Caine, the most powerful man on the planet, just one long stare from him can reduce beautiful women to post-orgasm quivering jellies, it’s TRUE! In this scene Sir Michael demonstrates the power of his glare to a young Meg Ryan at a certain New York Deli – Be afraid, VERY afraid!

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

The New Apple I-Pad!?

It is a mystery to everyone what the new ipad can really do, obviously it has some crazy new features what we will all want in our lives, but this goes to explain a little of what we can look forward to. So throw your Maxipads away asap.

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Too Soon?

One man’s humor is another man’s horror – There’s NO accounting for some peoples tastes :/

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Katt Williams Weed Remix

Featuring one f#cked up DJ Steve Porter – One good thing about the recession? Plenty more time to sit at home and smoke weed. If you’re jobless, throw that spliff in the air and wave it like you just don’t care! If you can be bothered that is.

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

Mario’s Sex Tape

Here’s Mario and Princess Peaches getting it on, it’s kind of NSFW. It’s probably the last sex tape in the gaming world you would expect to surface…….but WAIT! Don’t be disturbed, just look at the facts: Mario’s a plumber, and he has a porn star moustache – this tape was inevitable.

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Floor Press 70kg x13powt!

You can’t help getting the feeling that something is going to happen, right? Other than some wimpy dork lifting weights. Will his arm snap like a popsicle stick? Will his grip slip causing the barbell to come crashing down on his throat? You don’t have a dog in hell’s chance of knowing what cums next [...]

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

DJO – Stuff We Found in the Dryer

The DJO guys are back with more random dialoge to insert seamlessly into the mouths of various celebrities. As well as the obligatory Star Trek remixes they’ve also included reimagined versions of The Hills and Hillary and Al Gore speeches!

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Numb3rs’ description of IRC FAIL!

Hollywood attempt to blind us with the full extent of their understanding of all things technical as they switch their focus from cutting-edge zooming and enhancing technology to the intricacies of Internet Relay Chat and the cryptic language of leetspeak, it’s how hackers talk when they don’t want to be overheard. The result is an [...]

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

Cougars – Cute Or Deadly?

David Attenborough eat your f#cking heart out. Whoever says that nature programs are boring has obviously never seen this. Welcome to the fascinating world of the voracious predator known to many as the ‘Cougar’. Pray you never become separated from the pack and meet one!

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

Rickroll vs Christ

There are only a few things more truly terrifying than religious television on this planet and my mind still cannot grasp the concept of electing to watch Jeebus TV, but then if more things like this happened live on air i would convert in a heartbeat to religious TV addiction – There truly is a [...]

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

Avoid Scary Surprises – WTF!?!

When driving around in the countryside the last thing you want to happen is to find out you bought you vehicle from a complete joker. The only way to find out whats wrong when you break down is look under the hood, it might not be what you expected – OMG!

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

Skynet Symphonic Supreme!

A musical remix of Arnie’s finest hour – a song made only using audio sample from Terminator 2. It’s pretty impressive stuff, with a beat that you could dance too, but I can’t help feeling that it could do with more vocals from Arnold…”You’re TERMINATED!”