Entries from February 2010

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

Black Dude Empties Gun In Traffic Jam – WTF!?!

Being stuck on the freeway is enough to make you see red but this guy scares the crap outta me – Not only is it obvious he’s suffering from some sort of Tom Hanks ‘Wilson – Castaway’ complex, but he’s also driving with one hand and not paying much attention to the road as he [...]

Friday, February 26th, 2010

Susan Boyle – Made In Japan

A Japanese piss-take of Susan Boyle – they’ve got the ugly gormless gremlin-turd that’s just crawled out of Gollum’s ass-crack down to a tee. This video will give you your WTF fix for the day – and the fact that I have no idea what the fuck they’re saying makes it even more enjoyable.

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Robin Hood Tax

It’s simple really, Robin Hood was onto a winner. Eat the rich, and give to the poor. Or was that Aerosmith? I can never remember. Anyway, if it means the fat cats not lapping up all the milk then I’m all for it. Plus Bill Nighy’s involved, I’d follow that man off a cliff if [...]

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

L.A.R.P. Live Avatar Role Playing

OMFG, don’t go into the woods, you may end up coming to with the blood of a bunch of Na’vi role playing freaks on your hands, after you see them and then enter some kind of unholy, terrible rage. Right, I’m off to go and put some toilet rolls in a tree and so turn [...]

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

I herd you liek Mooninites?

Everyone can relax, the queen /b/ is back. Hooray! Although this is just a remix of her original stuff it doesn’t stop it from being fucking awesome. In fact it’s far less annoying than her original vids, if only they were all as funky as this. Break it down.

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

If He Sings, He Sings

Dolph “”I defeat all man” Lundgren’s not only good for killing Rocky’s best mate and looking tough in a training montage, oh no. He can also sing, dance and karate chop like a muthafucker. What a legend.

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Sex Sells!

If you’ve got an uninspiring product and an advertising team that could’t sell suncream to a ginger then there’s only one thing left to do. Spray your product liberally all over the ample rack of a hot chick, preferably in slow motion. As an epilogue, the end shot is RIGHT on the money – LMAO!

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

Sexual Harassment – WTF Is Your Problem?

Just a helpful little tip – NEVER hang out by the photocopier. What are these people moaning about? Sexual harassment is the greatest thing ever invented. The chicks in the my office throw themselves at me all day, it’s brilliant! Now go make me a sammich you sexy biatch!

Friday, February 19th, 2010

Amazing Video Weirdness

As the good doctor says, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. I’m not sure what he’d make of this fucked up madness though. No need for mind-bending chemicals when you’ve got the internet, aye. I’ll see you on the other side of the rabbit hole…

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Tell the F#ckin’ World

Got something to say? Of course you have, the internet demands it of you. And what you’ve got to say is important, right? So why not get it carved in stone, or at least wood. Or get someone to unleash your thoughts onto the streets of Tokyo or Barcelona. All you’ve got to do is [...]

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Hitler Makes A YouTube Video

This is a new idea, using that clip from the movie Downfall and putting some hilarious subtitles over it that have nothing to do with the actual dialogue in the movie. How about that? I’m kidding, it’s obviously been done a million times before. But this one is meta, it’s Hitler talking about someone nicking [...]

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Films of the Noughties

I don’t quite agree with Miami Vice, but it’s all subjective anyway, right? Other than that this is a neat little montage of some of the movies that stood out over the last decade. I say some because it’s missed out a few, like Caché and the first two Spider-Man movies. But forget that, just [...]

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Ken Korda Reviews Baby Baby Baby by Joss Stone

It’s something we’ve all been waiting a long time for, no doubt. The man on the front line of culture, Ken Korda, takes a critical look at Joss Stone’s video. The video itself makes no sense, so hooray to Ken for bringing us an atom of understanding in the cultural void that is this video.

Monday, February 15th, 2010

NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018

You have to admire the courage of NASA astronauts, ‘To boldly go where no nerd has gone before!’ The team of scientists says the $19 million dollar mission will put them in direct contact with a woman by 2018. It’s a dangerous venture that could easily end in FAIL!