Being stuck on the freeway is enough to make you see red but this guy scares the crap outta me – Not only is it obvious he’s suffering from some sort of Tom Hanks ‘Wilson – Castaway’ complex, but he’s also driving with one hand and not paying much attention to the road as he [...]
Filed under americans, funny, holy f#ck!
A Japanese piss-take of Susan Boyle – they’ve got the ugly gormless gremlin-turd that’s just crawled out of Gollum’s ass-crack down to a tee. This video will give you your WTF fix for the day – and the fact that I have no idea what the fuck they’re saying makes it even more enjoyable.
Filed under creepy, ftw, funny, holy f#ck!
It’s simple really, Robin Hood was onto a winner. Eat the rich, and give to the poor. Or was that Aerosmith? I can never remember. Anyway, if it means the fat cats not lapping up all the milk then I’m all for it. Plus Bill Nighy’s involved, I’d follow that man off a cliff if [...]
OMFG, don’t go into the woods, you may end up coming to with the blood of a bunch of Na’vi role playing freaks on your hands, after you see them and then enter some kind of unholy, terrible rage. Right, I’m off to go and put some toilet rolls in a tree and so turn [...]
Filed under holy f#ck!, movie, prank
Everyone can relax, the queen /b/ is back. Hooray! Although this is just a remix of her original stuff it doesn’t stop it from being fucking awesome. In fact it’s far less annoying than her original vids, if only they were all as funky as this. Break it down.
Dolph “”I defeat all man” Lundgren’s not only good for killing Rocky’s best mate and looking tough in a training montage, oh no. He can also sing, dance and karate chop like a muthafucker. What a legend.
If you’ve got an uninspiring product and an advertising team that could’t sell suncream to a ginger then there’s only one thing left to do. Spray your product liberally all over the ample rack of a hot chick, preferably in slow motion. As an epilogue, the end shot is RIGHT on the money – LMAO!
Just a helpful little tip – NEVER hang out by the photocopier. What are these people moaning about? Sexual harassment is the greatest thing ever invented. The chicks in the my office throw themselves at me all day, it’s brilliant! Now go make me a sammich you sexy biatch!
As the good doctor says, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. I’m not sure what he’d make of this fucked up madness though. No need for mind-bending chemicals when you’ve got the internet, aye. I’ll see you on the other side of the rabbit hole…
Filed under cool, creepy, disgusting, movie
Got something to say? Of course you have, the internet demands it of you. And what you’ve got to say is important, right? So why not get it carved in stone, or at least wood. Or get someone to unleash your thoughts onto the streets of Tokyo or Barcelona. All you’ve got to do is [...]
This is a new idea, using that clip from the movie Downfall and putting some hilarious subtitles over it that have nothing to do with the actual dialogue in the movie. How about that? I’m kidding, it’s obviously been done a million times before. But this one is meta, it’s Hitler talking about someone nicking [...]
I don’t quite agree with Miami Vice, but it’s all subjective anyway, right? Other than that this is a neat little montage of some of the movies that stood out over the last decade. I say some because it’s missed out a few, like Caché and the first two Spider-Man movies. But forget that, just [...]
It’s something we’ve all been waiting a long time for, no doubt. The man on the front line of culture, Ken Korda, takes a critical look at Joss Stone’s video. The video itself makes no sense, so hooray to Ken for bringing us an atom of understanding in the cultural void that is this video.
You have to admire the courage of NASA astronauts, ‘To boldly go where no nerd has gone before!’ The team of scientists says the $19 million dollar mission will put them in direct contact with a woman by 2018. It’s a dangerous venture that could easily end in FAIL!
Filed under americans, funny, onion, press conference, yes
Lets face it, Valentines day sucks! You give your heart to some beautiful babe and you leave fate to a cruel inevitability that will result in your love being shattered into a million tiny little pieces that will be stamped on and ground into a smelly dog turd. Give the person you love THIS instead [...]
Filed under cool, creepy, holy f#ck!
This is a great way to test the Phantom HD camera! It does go on a bit but who’s going to complain about looking at this fine lady. The lesson to be learned here is: choose your subject matter carefully. Let’s just hope that is definitely just water coming (ahem) down on her.
Here’s the latest event at the Vancouver Winter Olympics, ‘Snowbasketboard’! Catchy name, huh? Look in awe as they fly majestically through the air slam dunking the powdery white stuff with the ease that only a true professional can muster!
The Suicide Girls show us how to roll a joint; in case any of you hadn’t yet acquired this essential life skill. If you haven’t then shame on you, you need a grounding in the classics – start with Cheech and Chong’s Up in Smoke.
Make sure you watch this clip in the workplace with [...]
Day going too well? Not been screamed at on the commute to work? Then fear not, just watch this and you’ll feel humiliated, abused and pathetic. This guy’s not quite the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, but it’ll do, you filthy maggots. Now sound off like you got a pair!
Filed under Uncategorized, funny, losers, movie
We gotta find out who this chick is and where she lives, and send her a cheque for $10 to thank her for enduring such a shitty day. Because boy is she making all of us laugh.
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