Me, you. Gary Sinise. And Mel, sugartits. Mr Gibson looks mighty angry in this clip, like he’s just snorted a bottle of tequila and read a bad review of Apocalypto – well, he did misrepresent the Mayans. Ah well, this has got a nifty beat. Money. Son. Money. Lasers.

If you’ve ever dipped your toe into the murky world of Chat Roulette you’ll know just how random it can be, but you’ll probably just going to be chatting to some sad case in their bedroom. If you’re very lucky you might get an 80s icon!…………Cobra Commander FTW!!!

Namaste! It’s the opening credits of Lost seen through a kaleidoscope of swinging 60s campness; all that’s missing is some “KA-POWs”, a few “”KER-PLOPs” and a “FLRBBBBB!”. And maybe Adam West and Burt Ward “climbing” a wall. If only.

It’s Jamal Smith ladies and gentlemen, the world’s most awesome skateboarder. Not only is he a badass on the board but he’s also a philosopher, poet, raconteur and cultural nutritionist. Gadda da mean? Fo sho ya gadda da mean! Yeh, yeh.

It’s what Facebook was made for, stalking girls. Check their status, new pics and events with confirmed attendance. Getting stalked on facebook is just a simple problem for the young ladies of the 21st century and besides they love it really. This is annoyingly f#cking addictive!

What if idiosyncratic filmmaker Wes Anderson made the new webslinger movie? It might look a little bit like this parody by Jeff Loveness. Would Bill Murray play Aunt May? Now that I would pay good money to see.

“Wanna get listed, but not get fisted?”…F#ck it, i can’t rap or meta-tag for shizzle, it’s best left to the experts! Here’s another SEO Rapper video (are you telling me there are more – WTF?)….talking about links and how they increase your page rank – RESPECT Mammyjabba!

Dunno about you but I can’t get enough of these literal videos, proper LMAO-stuff. Here’s one featuring one of the King of Pop’s(TM) greatest songs, this video has been crying out for this, and now it gets the treatment it so richly deserves. But it doesn’t explain his magical illuminating foot wear (I still want [...]

Stop your grinning & drop your linen & just remember that in space NO ONE can hear you scream! Don’t panic it’s shopped! It is filmed as if from another shuttle or space station & created using Photoshopped pictures of real shuttles & then put into motion in After Effects. Kinda f#cking spooky!

It’s NSFW but does this Macquarie Bank worker care? Nah. In all fairness it’s something I’m sure many of us do, but we get away with it because we don’t have a news crew filming us. It just proves what we all already knew, bankers are a bunch of wankers.

It just doesn’t get much better than this ladies & gentlemen – a sci-fi, space-horror rap song featuring one of the best movies ever made, with a Welsh accent – “In space no one can hear you scream, at least that was the case with Ripley’s last team!’ Beautiful….isn’t it!

Johnny Lee Miller eat your heart out. This kid is obviously the real deal. He is now in possession of the IP addressess of all 10 people who use Google. Think of the havoc he can wreak! Tune in next week & watch him delete his system 32 to double his RAM.