It’s de Arnie-nator and he’s watching de movies! Yar! Anyway, enough of that. Let’s get serious for a moment. The new Karate Kid – what the Bejesus fuck is going on with that? It’s in China, the kid’s still an embryo, there’s Star Wars references, Jackie Chan’s Mr. Miyagi? WHY!? Who would let this happen?

Listen to Arnold, he knows. He knows.