Posted on Monday, March 15th by wesbo

I Lost My Virginity To A Dog

We’re in Jerry Springer-style talk show territory here. So hang onto your mullet and prepare to barf as this fat excuse for a human being describes to us how – on that fateful summer, possibly at band camp – a dog licked her vajayjay as she bent over while she was naked and about to go skinny dipping. What a vision. WTF?

Next week, “I fucked a T-Rex in the ass and now I’ve got cat AIDS”.

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  • Jack D
    March 16th, 2010

    That Adam Lambert spoof was hilarious! Good work! JD

  • Lenny
    March 16th, 2010

    Oh my :/

  • Philip Marshall
    March 17th, 2010

    This is a diamond find folks!
    If you know the writer please let them know we would love to collaborate with fellow deviant minds like this.
    The world needs more twisted and off colour bents.

  • Geryon
    March 17th, 2010

    Philip, do you mean that this is just a creative endeavor? I wouldn’t be so quick to dismiss this as fiction, there definitely are people out there who dig animals. I agree that the world needs more twisted and off color bents but I believe that this video takes us off the beaten path by painting the world in shades of reality rather than subjectivity.

  • Tannis
    March 17th, 2010

    Agreed, this had me thinking that the title was fake & it was some sort of cooking short….classy & disgusting at the same time!

  • ur mum
    March 17th, 2010

    banana…?

  • Ur dad
    March 17th, 2010

    shut the fuck up, they’re trying to have a conversation here asshole! >:-(

  • R
    March 18th, 2010

    Most Of My Boyfriends Weren’t Intrested In Me And I Couldn’t Figure Out Why?

  • ITguy
    March 18th, 2010

    I wonder if the dog’s owner felt obliged to tip her. You know, for fucking the dog and all.

  • weightloss hypnosis
    March 18th, 2010

    my goodness thats crazy

  • matt
    March 19th, 2010

    look theyre making dog burgers

  • go on,go on,go on
    March 30th, 2010

    has to be a comedy sketch. Right. Cant be for real.

  • brandi
    February 13th, 2011

    uhhhh is this real??

  • Ugly
    April 10th, 2011

    Time to fuck the dog

    http://i52.tinypic.com/ilem54.jpg

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