I Lost My Virginity To A Dog
We’re in Jerry Springer-style talk show territory here. So hang onto your mullet and prepare to barf as this fat excuse for a human being describes to us how – on that fateful summer, possibly at band camp – a dog licked her vajayjay as she bent over while she was naked and about to go skinny dipping. What a vision. WTF?
Next week, “I fucked a T-Rex in the ass and now I’ve got cat AIDS”.