It’s alive! It’s ALIVE! This is the one and only time that seeing a bewb has made me feel a little bit nauseous and for that I both hate and commend the directors. They are sick puppies, some sick sick puppies. And so is that boob…

Every child wanted to be an astronaut, flying into the unknown reaches of a mysterious cosmos for the good of mankind. But reality bit. Now you can realize that dream by WINNING a FREE trip to SPACE. Imagine it! Time is ticking, so get playing to win!

This guy’s certainly, like, got a lot to bitch about. You know? But the boy’s got a point on a lot of these issues, I mean who the fuck wants to see a penis on Chatroulette? That shit is not cool. I’m up for joining the cause, man. Sign me up buddy. If it shuts [...]

He must have a lot on his mind, what with the election looming and the Tories sliding down the polls I wonder what else Mr Cameron is thinking about sliding down?

Women voraciously shovelling various food products into their mouths, is this the current state of competitive eating? Let’s hope so. My personal faves have to be the baked beans and tinned spaghetti. There’s something disturbing yet compelling about it all. But hey, at least it’s not 2 Girls 1 Cup.

I’m surprised that with this much awesome my monitor hasn’t exploded and shattered into a thousand pieces, but so be it. However if I saw this thing coming towards me in the soft dwindling light of a summer’s eve, I would shit a brick and then use that brick to beat this monstrosity to death.

Harry Botter and the Purple Headed Wand. The were so many signs – his glasses, the fact he hasn’t jumped Hermione yet, his “friendship” with that bowlheaded ranga – it was only a matter of time before Harry’s real sexuality was revealed. That’s all Hogwarts is, one giant man-love fest. That’s what turns Harry from [...]

The Beatles did Across the Universe, a meditation on time and stuff, and other hippy cr#p, well here’s the internet’s very own John Lennon meditating on something that’s far more important than the universe, it’s about fapping! LMFAO!

Do you suck at creating interesting video content? Sick of you single digit YouTube views? Want your videos of paint drying to go viral? Sounds like you need to get the Viral Video Kit! A few simple additions to you lousy video and before you know it you’ll have millions of subscribers! – AWESOME SAUCE!!!

Constantin films in Munich, said the company was fighting copyright infringement for years. But he admitted that removing all parody clips was an uphill battle. This’ll show them not to mess with the internets! Even Hitler’s upset godammit! It’s an outrage! We wants out Hitler meme back and we wants it now! Enjoy this while [...]

As music videos go this has got to be up there with the Bangbus. These people know what we want from a video, two hot women kissing passionately for 4 minutes. Mesmerizing. I can hardly wait…for the rest of the album.

Ordinarily having to listen to Justin Timberlake makes me want to puke blood and then drown myself in it. But this little medley is super sweet, with its electro beats, deadpan vocals and selection of miniature instruments. Win.

With the Digital Economy Bill creating waves of fury in Britain, this is a timely film to show us the perils that possibly await. So let’s have a debate, should you be able to download for free? Is it stealing? Would you pay a monthly fee for unlimited downloads? Should I shut the fuck up? [...]

It’s the fight of the century we’ve all been waiting for – Call it revenge for sitting through all those countless terrible ‘rom-coms’ at the movies with your girlfriend where you just wanted Hugh Grant to get his face pummeled by an iron adversary – Well now your dreams have come true, it’s just a [...]

It’s the mighty rock band Creed being pwnd by the YouTube meme, Shreds. Even if you’re a Creed fan you’ll still laugh at this. He sounds a little bit like South Park’s Mr Garrison, I wonder if he too has a fancy new vagina?

It’s been a long while since he graced our screens with his wookiness, but what the hell happened to our favourite non-speaking movie star? It’s a sad, sad day indeed for any actor to fall from public adoration, but even more of a biatch when the people you love abandon you – But don’t despair, [...]