Entries from May 2010

Saturday, May 29th, 2010

Life’s A Blur!

It’s a collision of the real and the virtual worlds, but before you get too spooked about living unaware inside the matrix, this collision is an awesome piece of 3D-perspective street art by British artist Gavin Nolan. It looks like two street-racing cars crashing through a magistrate’s court (if only) to reveal a trippy rainbow [...]

Friday, May 28th, 2010

Star Wars iPad Briefing

Mr Jobs may’ve convinced the fanboys and girls that the iPad is a game changer but how about the Rebel Alliance? Tough crowd, as you’ll notice from their sly heckles. But what did he expect, they’ve seen attack ships on fire of the shoulder of Orion. Oh shit, wrong movie…Mr Adam Buxton delivers the goods [...]

Friday, May 28th, 2010

Worst Wedding DJ Ever Redux

Remember the worst (read best) wedding DJ ever? Air-drumming along to Phil Collins’s “In the Air Tonight” on that fat lady’s teats? Well it looks like he’s back for an extended drum solo, but this time he’s down-scaled on the drums. What I want to know is, where’s that damn gorilla? He can play a [...]

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

Smoking Baby

Well, here it is, a 2-year-old baby smoking a tab. And you know what, I bet you never look this cool when smoking. Christ, look at him, it makes me want to smoke a pack of 20 right now. Somebody give him a bottle of Wild Turkey and let’s get this goddamn party started. Hey! [...]

Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

Glee + Beautiful = WTF!?!

Well look at this delightful creature. Is that the adoreable Kurt from Glee, or is it some next level troll wannabe – somebody who’s gayer than two dolphins making love under a rainbow while listening to Liberace? Who can tell. But whoever it is, he’s camper than a field of tents and has a voice [...]

Monday, May 24th, 2010

Fairplay FTW!

I know a superstar, a real-life, living breathing legend, and here is his latest BMX film offering which premiered last Friday ( i was there….ME!!!). Marvellous Marv and his merry bunch of mates take to the streets and show the world what it means to be a badass on a BMX. But be careful out [...]

Monday, May 24th, 2010

Nike – Write the Future

What a difference a goal makes. All the big names of the game are here, Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney, Didier Drogba and…Homer Simpson. And it also features a ginger beard, courtesy of a failed trailer trash Rooney. It’s probably the only advert some people cream their pants over. It’s directed by Alejandro Iñárritu who directed [...]

Monday, May 24th, 2010

Barack Obama Plays MW2

When traditional methods for political government don’t work then it’s time to take radical measures. If you think about it, Modern Warfare 2 is the perfect stage to implement any sort of immediate change & President Obama has decided to lock-N’-load & join the prole legions of cyberspace to clean up the scum of the [...]

Friday, May 21st, 2010

ELECTRONIC WUSS: Owl City Parody

Electronic wusses, they’re the worse kind of wuss. Making love to the art of life while entrancing kittens with their bleepy weepy electronica. Throw in some growling, throat burning vocals that can shrink a man’s testicles at 20 paces, some distorted guitars that sound like Beelzebub’s farts and as many tempo changes as words in [...]

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

World Cup Strip

Now this is the sort of sport I could really get into, I don’t want to see grown men kicking an evolved pig’s bladder about a field while they dive and prance about like a bunch of ballerinas. Who gives a shit? I want to see gorgeous women shaking their soccer balls. Goal!

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

Man Meets Mermaid!

How’s about this for creativity, and Herculean dedication? I get frustrated waiting for a microwave to cook my dinner, so if I had to undertake the monstrously time-consuming task that was shooting this awesome animation, I’d have given up after someone had barely mentioned the idea. Having said all that, the finished video looks fantastic. [...]

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

‘I Want Sum Butt Secks!’ – KT Tatara

How to approach this tricky question, you can’t just come out with it while having a swanky meal uptown. Maybe you could send her some roses and champagne with a little note. You certainly don’t want to write it on a billboard or scratch it in sand. You could get down on one knee and [...]

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

Mothers Have Right To Expose Milk-Engorged Breasts In Public

The title’s a mouthful (don’t excuse the pun, celebrate it), but they make a good point. If women want to expose their breasts in public, mothers or not, then we should embrace this and champion it, men are allowed, right? Do you know why men have nipples? It regulates body temperature. It’s true.

Monday, May 17th, 2010

Worst. Wedding DJ. EVAR!

This guy is off the fucking chain, taking Phil Collins’s “In the Air Tonight” and adding that little bit extra for the drum solo. A drum kit is way too dull for this musical pioneer, even air drumming’s too mundane, he’s going to tap one out on the funbags. So unexpected, I want him in [...]

Monday, May 17th, 2010

Super Sexy CPR

I’d strongly suggest you watch this video closely – again and again, and then one moar time just to be sure – It might just save someone’s life……YOURS! The next time you see a damsel in distress you can spring into action and save the day, just make sure she is partially clothed and slightly [...]