Well, here it is, a 2-year-old baby smoking a tab. And you know what, I bet you never look this cool when smoking. Christ, look at him, it makes me want to smoke a pack of 20 right now. Somebody give him a bottle of Wild Turkey and let’s get this goddamn party started. Hey! Don’t bogart that joint now Mr 2-year-old…And get him away from my crack pipe. Jeez, that stuff’s expensive.