No doubt you have so much talent you’re overwhelmed by it, leaving you an inert slob stagnating in front of a computer screen. Well it’s time to stand proud and show the world the creative slob you really are. If you can juggle rice while playing the banjo with your teeth, the world needs to [...]
I’ve always thought free running was a bit gay, you know? A bunch of guys running about the streets jumping off buildings and hanging around kids’ playgrounds when they should probably be looking for a job or something. But I was wrong, as this video proves. Forgive me.
Are you a complete shitbag, the kind that would beat up a fellow human just because you burnt your breakfast toast that morning? Well I bet you find it difficult finding those pseudo-macho clothes you like to wear to go with that pathetic tough guy image which is really just a psychological mask for the [...]
Porn stars Sasha Grey, Belladonna and a few others take five minutes out of their busy schedules of getting banged and discuss getting over friendly with your pets, that’s right bestiality. There’s talk of monkeys taking women through the back door, going down on a canine, and other pleasantries. This is the sort of family [...]
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Let’s face it, the pr0n industry is getting shafted. Gone are the days when you sent off a large cheque for a sketchy VHS tape wrapped in brown paper, to be deposited anonymously in your mailbox 3 months later. Even in today’s DVD industry there seems little point in paying for pr0n when, in two [...]
I knew those cutesy candy-colored bears had a dark side. I’d definitely go watch this if it ever got made. I’m thinking Martin Scorsese or Abel Ferrara to direct. I want to see bloodletting, decapitation, mutilation, psychologically damaged Care Bears snorting coke, injecting drugs into their eyeballs and going on some kind of cathartic journey [...]
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Listen up yo, we’re all a bunch of gay fish swimming in an ocean of ass compared to Zach. Just listening to the power behind his voice, the emotions running through him, it’s incredible. You can tell he means every word, you can feel his pain, it’s almost tangible. But don’t cry for him, because [...]
It’s time for some edumacanimation, and it’s about time. That’s right, the subject is time and how we perceive it. It basically amounts to we are slaves to the trappings of time, and so produce our warped view of the world. I blame school for making us conform and destroying our sense of immortality. When [...]
There’s SO much awesome here it’s almost impossible for a mere mortal to comprehend – Two of the greatest directors EVAR are edited together with great skill by the talented Leandro Copperfield to create a montage of masterful cinema. Great stuff, now how about Ed Wood vs Uwe Boll?
No more paper cuts, no more clunky laptop, no more USB, no more camera, no more Flash, no more money because your obsession begins and you must have every new upgrade Apple bring out every two months keeping you hooked like a junkie, addicted to its glossy touch screen possibilities. It’s like crack, but much [...]
If there’s one thing more annoying than Sam ‘Fucktard’ Gamgee, it’s those fucking vuvuzelas. Even Middle Earth isn’t safe from their incessant bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. One Noise to rule them all, One Noise to find them, One Noise to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of South Africa where the Vuvuzelas [...]
Lazer! Lazer! Lazer! I believe this dance move is called daggering, and it’s sweeping the nation, all the hep cats are grooving to it. So grab your partner by the waist and aggressively thrust your loin at them until one of you breaks a pelvic bone. That, my friends, is how one rolls. Jamaica? Nah, [...]
What could those strange peace pipes & other weird paraphernalia mean? It must be Shamanism, the only belief system worse than communism. If smoke constantly wafts from your child’s bedroom, smoke that has a funny smell, & they look all glassy eyed and mumble a lot, then they’re probably traversing the astral planes while killing [...]
So your kid’s bored and you’re a Heavy Metal dad who can rock out and bite the heads off bats with the best of them. What to do? Play air guitar while tearing up the living room? Sacrifice a small mammal to Odin? Teach them an epic drum solo? Or maybe show them how to [...]
Thank the tentacle-armed ninja god of death that Jackie aka the High-kick of Reason has spoken out against what can only be described as a crime against humanity: Little kids doing karate in movies. Jackie pits violence against a semblance of violence and kicks the crap out of those little bastards. Go Jackie!
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Secret empires, the Military Complex, The Bilderberg Group – where the current British PM David Cameron was a guest in 2009, and his Chancellor George Osbourne was a guest from 2006 – 2009. What it’s all about, aye? It must all have something to do with the low fat yoghurt conspiracy…
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Skateboarding has come a LONG way since i was old enough to try my luck on a piece of wood with 4 wheels. Back then my hero was Rodney Mullen, a true pioneer of mixing freestyle with street skating and doing things that, as a kid, pre-girls, would make me drool. Well, now we have [...]
The original Karate Kid is back, thank the gods! And there’s no fly-catching Miyagi in sight. Instead Ralph is trying to resurrect his dead career by trying to stop being Mr Nice Guy and head down that well trodden Hollywood path of depravity and self-destruction. Has he got what it takes to go the distance [...]
I’m just going to buy my girlfriend a secret present, don’t want her to find out! So I’d better use that handy new private browsing function Microsoft have so kindly added to IE8. Hang on, how come I’ve ended up on this weird site where lots of female flesh is on display and…oh my god…what [...]
Prop 8, what a f#cking farce! Why would you NOT want homosexuals to marry? Why should they live the dream as singles, having sex with whoever they please, partying all night, sleeping all day, drinking like they’re on some permanent spring break. Let them shack up at home, let their passion slowly die like a [...]
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