It’s Lapdancing Jim, But Not As We Know It!
This is a novel way of giving a lap dance. Forget the sensual gyrating, the slow shaking of hips, and instead welcome the neck breaking thrusting of a woman launching her butt at your face at speeds that could break your nose should she not time it quite right. It gets a LOT scarier though with a sudden drop to the groin that would make even Rocky weep with pain. If I want extreme thrill rides I’ll head to a theme park. OMFG!