Well this is ridiculous, but highly enjoyable. Get some faces, put them on a split screen, add some electric shocks and you have the lulz. You’d have to be made of frozen hate to not find this amusing, but maybe you are made of that. Hell, maybe you’ve been ostracized all your life just because [...]

Who doesn’t want to play Peter Parker? Even Will Smith auditioned. And Michael J Fox. Even James Dean rose from the dead to play zombie Spider-Man, and Mel Gibson wanted in but he was too busy screaming abuse at his former wife. Personally I think the role should’ve gone to Mickey Rourke as a bruised [...]

They’re out there, spying on you while you shower, peeping at you when you change. Oh yes, those perfectly coiffured guys who are chatting away to your girlfriend about things like clothes, and hair, and make-up. You’re know they’re no threat to her, but to you. My god, they want your ass. And they will [...]

Oil on latex, and oil on skin, is a combination that at once compliments and contrasts one another. The shiny latex is impervious to oil, while the human skin absorbs part of the oil, using it as both protector and moisturiser. I think what is trying to be said in this video is the paradoxical [...]

This takes some dedication to make, but just look how awesome the end result is. You’ll be the envy of all your friends and women will constantly surround you, they might even faint in your presence. And animals will follow you everywhere, you’ll be worshiped like some form of god. Such is the power of [...]

It’s a bloody Way-yells version of that Alicia Key track, innit. This is awesome, forget the bustling glamour of New York, it’s all about a Friday night in Newport, starting the evening with a line of meow meow, then necking twenty Special Brews, before taking on half the town while out of your fucking ‘ead. [...]

It comes to something when professional baseball players get pwnd by the ball girl. Just look at the way she jumps up that wall like a ninja with a rocket up its ass. Next up a headless cripple wins the Super Bowl single-handedly before bringing peace to the Middle East and stabilising Iraq.

So, if you went out with either of these girls, would that make you a pedo? It’s confusing, does it make Matt Parkman from Heroes a pedo because he tries to hit on them? Or are they, just like, mentally retarded, would it be like shagging Forest Gump, but a female. I dunno. I’d hit [...]

‘Good wholesome family fun!’, it sounds SO safe, secure and good for the children….How WRONG you all were! Here are listed the reasons why the Back to the Future series is a racist, incestuous and depraved movie full of sexual degenerates. And this film’s been watched by families? It makes me sick that this is [...]

Remember that scene in the movie Deliverance? Nah, not that one with the Dueling Banjos, but the other one, in the woods with the rednecks, and that fat guy who looks like a pig. Yeah, exactly, harrowing wasn’t it. Well, now the tables have been turned as a redneck gets a taste of what it [...]

“The horror…..The HORROR of it all!” – It’s surreal bovine fun with animator Cyriak’s latest weirdness. It’s like we’ve all taken some serious shrooms and skipped to the land of the nodding cows who have spindly legs and bounce about. It’s actually very disturbing, but strangely entrancing too. It doesn’t get much better than this……ok, [...]

8-bit trucker depravity of the lowest order. If you get caught watching this by colleagues or friends they’ll probably burn you on sight. Japan have got nothing on these guys. Tentacle rape? This guy eats it for breakfast.

Mel, always the charmer, he knows what women want. They want their former boyfriend to ring them up drunk on Wild Turkey ranting like a loon on a full moon about getting raped, blowing them and burning their house down. He’s a charmer all the way. Braveheart? More like the man without a career. Lethal [...]

I think we could all do with a bit of this advice. Although if we did take her advice there’d be some mighty ugly trannies roaming about town centres on a Friday night scaring the shit out of the very old and small animals. So maybe best get back to working on that sense of [...]

Beardyman is a beatboxing ninja who once swallowed a fly, and to catch the fly he swallowed a spider. Then the spider was into sick beats so he swallowed a stereo system and thus he can now produce incredible sounds from his mouth. True story.

Alcoholics Anonymous 12 step recovery program is an amazing thing, but getting past step 9 can be a real biatch! This is admirable behaviour from this woman. Years have passed by but still she did the decent thing and tracked down this woman, just so she could show her her furry love hole and make [...]

My backyard’s full of overgrown weeds, dead flowers, decaying food, empty supermarket trolleys, and it’s about the size of a small shed. So I’m pretty envious of Paul Basagoitia here. Who seems to have acres of land, full of cows and dirt ramps where he can bust loads of move on his fancy bike. Get [...]

Meh. That’s pretty much what Kristen Stewart is the living embodiment of. She just goes about with her movie star lifestyle living the elusive dream us mere mortals can only weep about. And she just shrugs, meh. Yeah I’m rich and famous, but, you know. Enthusiasm? What’s that, she says. All she knows is mild [...]

‘MySpace Models’, it’s almost the perfect oxymoron evar, the imagery it conjurs up makes me want to do an involuntary Duck-Face! You fight fire with fire (or water if you really want to snuff out those flames), and so this champion of common sense and singing voice of reason fights wannabe cheesy models with a [...]

I don’t want to panic anyone but, we’re doomed! When animals start using technology – like in this video – we know we’re in trouble. I’ll admit the redneck hunting down these technophile creatures is probably still marvelling at his opposable thumbs, but still. I wouldn’t want to go hunting anything that knows how to [...]