Entries from August 2010

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

Dance It Up (feat. Groove Armada’s “History”)

Ballet babes vs Street dancing sweeties in a classic dance-off! – Except these ballerinas have the grace of a trampled swan, and the street dancers don’t fair much better, but that’s kind of the point in this video by the Dawson Bros. Lack of coordination, inability to have the mere semblance of rhythm. They look [...]

Monday, August 30th, 2010

Worst’t F#cking Invention EVER!

Introducing the ‘Boob-Apron’, it’s quite possibly the most heinous invention for the office-place since a 40hr week & 1hr lunchtime. Why the hell would anyone invent something to ruin a man’s happiness? This infomercial for the joy-killing CamiSecret gets a male point-of-view overdub explaining why only the most cold hearted killjoy chick would wear one [...]

Friday, August 27th, 2010

Working From Home: The Good, the Bad, & the Lonely

Working from home, it’s both a curse and a blessing. You get to lie in, not have to put up with nauseating or annoying colleagues. You don’t have the boss breathing down your neck, and you can check you emails in your underwear. But there’s a dark side too…

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

R.I.P Digg

Today was a very sad day indeed, it marked the day when whizz-kid Kevin Rose (an obsessive tea drinker, spends his time in between podcasting & climbing) finally unveiled his baby, Digg V4, complete with the new, next generation features. Don’t get me wrong, i LOVE Digg, or at least i ‘loved’ Digg, it came [...]

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

One Night Stand FAIL!

It’s one of those scenarios that we all love/dread to end up in, those first moments when you wake up in a strange bed with someone you know you have done the nasty with on that drunken night before. You open your eyes and pray-pray-pray that you will not be in a coyote ugly situation [...]

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Giant Bubbles

OMG, those mutant bubbles, they’re attacking those poor children who’re just trying to enjoy a day out at the beach! It’s hideous. HIDEOUS! It’s going to be a massacre! Ah no. No. It all seems to be pretty relaxed, those bubbles are the kids’ friends. That’s a relief. I thought it was going to be [...]

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

GoPro HD HERO Camera: Crankworx Whistler – Mike Montgomery’s Slopestyle Run

Watching this is the closest I’ll ever get to riding a bike, let alone doing it with such skill. Maybe it would’ve been funnier if he’d crashed into the crowd decapitating a bystander. Would’ve been gruesome though. I need to attach one of these cameras to my head when I go out drinking on a [...]

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

Boogie ’til You Poop

It’s things like this that keep me from leaving the house and actually experiencing the real world – SERIOUSLY!! Instead I just watch videos about other people experiencing it. Hey, it works for me! This unlucky, hungover, & desperate for a crap climber gets his knee stuck in an off-width climb (now renamed ‘Boogie ’til [...]

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

Wheelchair Cat FTW!

This looks like the greatest show ever. I mean, just look at that cat in the wheelchair. He’s owning, owning those chicks, owning anyone who wants to stare him down. I wish I was this cat, the things I’d do. The chicks I do. But I’m never going to be as cool as this badass [...]

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Browsing Street Level Imagery Fight!

And in the red corner, Google Street View, and in the blue corner, the new challenger, Microsoft’s Street Slide. It’s going to be an ugly fight, some may never come out alive, but it’s going to be interesting that’s for sure. From looking at this video it looks like Google may have their work cut [...]

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Consumer Vents At Target For Right-Wing Donation

This lady makes the Target chain a target. You see what I did there. Took me hours to think of that. But that’s because I was out all night snorting hookers and eating cocaine. Which is exactly what this woman should’ve been doing instead of this dumbass protest. Duh! Way to go lady, you sure [...]

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

Titanic 2 – The Asylum Version

I was always wondering if they were going to do a sequel. After all once that ship sunk, then, erm, well yeah. Shit, how are they going to do a sequel. Oh, I see it’s 100 years later. Riiiight. Well let’s hope that while it’s out at sea it hits a flying mega sharktopus and [...]

Monday, August 16th, 2010

Pomparkour: Ladder Sport

So, we’ve all heard of Parkour, well this is a completely new invention that’s similar to that sport but it involves ladders. That’s right, ladders. It doesn’t look dangerous at all. We should all go try this at home, and take any younger siblings with you too. Or if you have a baby to hand, [...]

Saturday, August 14th, 2010

Lady Gaga Goes Gaga With A Naked Stage Dive!

The GaGa girl(?) finally blew a fuse and decided to try out some crowd-surfing at a music festival during the Semi Precious Weapons’ set at Lollapalooza. Nothing strange about that i hear you ask, except the singer jumped into the male audience whilst wearing very, VERY little – With hands all over her i’m guessing [...]

Friday, August 13th, 2010

Oblivion Weedcraft (Parody)

This is what would happen if buying weed was like a MMORPG. It would be a complete ball ache, especially if you’d just smoked your last joint and were off to go score some more. You’d just breakdown after a while, and probably give up smoking weed. And move onto something like crack instead.