Worst’t F#cking Invention EVER!
Introducing the ‘Boob-Apron’, it’s quite possibly the most heinous invention for the office-place since a 40hr week & 1hr lunchtime. Why the hell would anyone invent something to ruin a man’s happiness? This infomercial for the joy-killing CamiSecret gets a male point-of-view overdub explaining why only the most cold hearted killjoy chick would wear one of these dream-robbing funbag napkins. Wouldn’t the workplace be better if girls could see each other’s cleavage….and kiss? Place your order now and ruin the fun for everyone!