Entries from September 2010

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

Krakoon

Finally, it’s here. The tale of a crack-smoking, blood-lusting, crazed raccoon that preys on the residents of the Bronx neighborhood of Locust Point. Forget Citizen Kane, forget Casablanca, forget The Godfather, this movie right here is the greatest movie ever. Maybe. Possibly. Sort of.

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

Tosh.0 – Most Perfect Internet Video EVER!

It’s like the whole intertubes has been condensed down into a minute and a bits worth of footage, a world-wide-web singluarity. Cats, weirdos, Asians, nutshot, chicks, general WTFness that makes you wonder if you’re not just caught inside a crazy man’s fevered dreams, or somewhere in Goatse’s black hole. Is this real life, am i [...]

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

Surprised Darth Vader (”Surprised Kitty” parody)

You may think the Lord of the Sith is an evil fucker; getting his kicks out of torturing his only son, slaying his old buddy, enslaving the inhabitants of the galaxy and destroying people’s home planets like it was an exploding cracker. Well you know what, he’s also pretty ticklish. And he’s kinda cute when [...]

Monday, September 27th, 2010

SD Memory Card Testing: Overkill Edition

This elaborate and inventive mini-roller coaster ride-of-death is a terrifying ordeal, if you happen to be a Samsung memory card. The question to ask here is, what can’t this tough-as-a-terminator SD card take on? Hammers, boxing gloves, a military attack (by toys), creepy dolls with fork hands, a car wash, magnets, fire, water, rabid dogs [...]

Monday, September 27th, 2010

Moscow Motorcycle Madness – R1 Style!

There’s nothing like hitting the highway in your Yamaha R1 and tearing it up, endangering every single vehicle that you precariously zoom by – especially if you’re in Moscow, they love it. Hell, the authorities actively encourage it; if you haven’t decapitated an old lady with your front wheel by the time you’re 21 you [...]

Friday, September 24th, 2010

Sexual Education: Anal

It comes to something when nerds make you feel seriously uncomfortable talking about sex-ed! Like you need to be taught about it, you filthy degenerates. But just in case you do, and even for the odd scat muncher amongst you, you’ll enjoy these two studs chomping down on a cocoa-shunted pink banana. Deee-licious. They could [...]

Friday, September 24th, 2010

The Friendly Internet

We all like adding fuel to the Internet Hate Machine, helping it turn on its seething axis. It helps us feel better about our pathetic shitty lives. Yeah, you scumbags, look at your dribble-ridden slimy chins yapping away like a flaccid octogenarian penis. So come on, add your hateful comments below you bunch of sperm-munching, [...]

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Gun Size Matters (with Shenae Grimes!)

Freddie Wong, hardest working man on the internet. He’s back with a new video, man he must shit them out *plop!* there’s another one *plop!* and another. Not that they’re crap, and this one has a smoking hot chick in it as well, the chick from the new 90210 which makes looking at Freddie’s gormless [...]

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

I Still Have a Soul

A soul made from the tears of clowns and the pain of life lived in a dumpster. This man has no soul, he just has the hate of mankind resting on his muscular shoulders. Some of us live in the gutter but look to the stars, others live in the stars and look to the [...]

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

Honey I’m Home!

This is a neat trick, providing you don’t fuck it up like he does. And the great news is, you can try it with your boss as well. Tell him you’re in the “other” office, you know, the one down town. Then video call him to add that bit of authenticity. Then sit back and [...]

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

Basketball Fail!

If the Internet ever runs out of morons who are willing to self-destruct because they’re a bored witless from living out in the sticks, then it will be a terrible day for all of us far superior people who know how to read and wipe our assholes and shit. Luckily it looks like we still [...]

Monday, September 20th, 2010

“Ridin’ Solo” – Jason Derulo

Ooooh yeah…..”No Homo”. Just because you like looking at men’s bodies while down the gym, and feel funny sensations in your pants, doesn’t mean you’re gay. Just because you have a bangs that makes you look like a teenage goth, doesn’t mean you’re an uphill gardener. Hey, the sight of men’s nipples is OK to [...]