Best FAILED PRANK EVER!!!!!
Chicks love it when you cook for them (or in this case make them a sammich), but you need to put a bit of yourself into it as well, you know, to make it ’special’ – Not Jam! I’d be pissed too. I mean, who the fuck puts jam in a sandwich? For a five year old, yeah. But for a grown adult, how about something a bit more nutritional, or even exciting. Like some ham, or cheese, or salad, or chicken. Or all those things together with some ‘man-mayo’ maybe? And a ton of other ingredients.