Macho Salad Man FTW!
“Macho-macho man, i want to be a macho-salad man!”, ok, so maybe that needs a bit of work but we are talking about f#cking salad here! You have to remember, REAL men don’t eat salads, they only eat meat, meat dripping with blood, the veins still pulsing and the limbs twitching – the rarer the better! – and if they die of scurvy, while laughing heartily and fornicating with multiple partners, then so be it!. If real men DID eat salads though this is how they would prepare them. Awesome-sauce!!!