Not so much vertical as CURVY! We’ve had an ode to the derrière, well why stop there? What about the funbags, huh? You can’t leave that splendid part of the female anatomy out. So thank the many-cushioned goddess Artemis of Ephesus that someone, someone with a shred of decency has redressed that unholy, scandalous balance. [...]

Those two bastards are back and due to it being Halloween, they’ve chosen horror movies as the subject to spoil. You know the drill, look away now if you’re not a horror fan and haven’t seen lots of these films. Let’s be honest, if you’re not a horror fan then you probably don’t care either [...]

Awesome is as awesome does. And so extreme triple backflips and jumping through the air on a bike are considered awesome. But awesome could be sitting on the couch for a week, only moving to put on a new episode of South Park and order another pizza and six pack. It’s an endurance test, for [...]

WFAA’s Gordon Keith reaches into his bag of lulz and pulls out some medicine that tastes a little like two ferns and spoons it into Zach Galifianakis’s mouth. Curve balls are thrown and Zach just seems to let them bounce off him while he looks on baffled and confounded. Is it just an act or [...]

There’s always something pleasurable about seeing a hot chick playing a guitar, and playing it well. And it’s a real guitar, not some video game. What a legend, sign her up straight away and let’s get touring and partying already. Move over Slash, for hot chicks who are about to rock, we salute you.

Halloween’s approaching, which means lots of girls in skimpy clothes — bonus — and you get to scare the living crap out of your buddies and little bro, and no one can bust your ass for it. But instead of having to go about the labourious business of setting up a trick, use this instead [...]

The title alone is worth it for this one, as blasphemy just got awesome. Let’s just take a moment to reflect shall we. We have nude nuns. Check. And we have big guns. Check. What else does a movie need? There’s your ingredients for a night in alone with a box of tissues and some [...]

Matt Damon is a Muppet, but this film was watchable, except for the ‘WTF’ moment when he sends the cute news journalist an email at the end. The good news is that the movie with this scene explained will be out on the ‘Directors Cut’ DVD release, it must be. It adds a great tension [...]

This would be a road test to end all road tests, saving the world from the devastation wrought by an out of control weather machine. If a car can save the world from the impending apocalypse then that certainly beats being able to take a corner at 60mph. It’s like the mutant motorized bastard offspring [...]

This is the sort of stuff the dads would like to see on Sesame Street every day, no doubt. Admittedly it’s a bit risqué and the kids might be a little confused but it’s a great way to learn about that bird/bee thing. Only problem is you might end up with kids trying to make [...]

Another awesome mash-up from Pogo, this time featuring the serial killer of serial killers, like a meta-serial killer. Whatever the hell he is, he kills a lot of people in a room with plastic sheeting all over it. You never want to wake up in there after a night out. Dig the remix, but serial [...]

Well, now, this is embarrassing. For times like this you need to make sure you have your main man bro working over in tech support so you can just ring him up, gloss over the sensitive questions and get yourself some fapping material back ASAP. Or, you know, go old school and watch a DVD [...]

We’ve all seen those annoyingly posed Calvin Klein ads where everyone’s so good looking they can barely speak without getting out of breath. Their brains unable to gain enough oxygen because they’re so hot their own heart short circuits. Same thing happens to me, I can barely stand up without being overcome with fatigue at [...]

Everyone in the whole entertainment industry knows that when Peter Serafinowicz slaps you, you take it. This is like rule No.1. Whether he’s buying just one Bahama or the whole lot, you just don’t mess with an acting giant like him. He taught Olivier how to creep the boards, Shakespeare invented the Dane just for [...]

Talk about a ‘tight’ chick! – See a penny, pick it up, then a bunch of strangers in bunny costumes, banging drums, singing and dancing like a marching band of merry freaks come out of nowhere and scare the crap out of you. Thank God she didn’t take any psychedelics that morning, otherwise this could’ve [...]

Doing these kind of stunts on a BMX is cool, doing them on a motorbike is just brazen don’t-give-a-fuckness. After this he probably goes and kicks Beelzebub in the nuts and makes out with a Mafia don’s wife. That’s what a master of badassery he is. Just look at the man, skills coming out his [...]

This is a splendid way to spend a Sunday afternoon. Forget church, dismiss ‘a day of rest’, fuck D.I.Y. It also beats hanging out with your family or mowing the lawn, so grab a HD camera, some friends and go launch yourself into the air and come splashing down into a pond, or at the [...]

You could kick a polar bear in the nuts while wearing a seal pup slipper, or you could forget your girlfriend’s birthday. But they pale into insignificance when compared with jumping out of a helicopter thousands of feet up dressed in a wing suit that gives the pilot’s body the shape of an airfoil, then [...]

R.U. Sirius, real name Ken Goffman, is a writer, musician and cyberculture pioneer. He was co-founder and Editor-in-Chief of Mondo 2000, a glossy magazine about digital culture published between 1989-1998 (he left in 1993) that covered a vast array of topics from digital-paganism, virtual reality, infinite personalities, cyberpunks; featured articles from William Gibson, David Cronenberg [...]

This is the rather delicious looking Cat Deeley, who I definitely would like to meet down a dark alley, on a dark night, and engage in something ‘dark. But then after watching her screaming at the audience as her temper frays at the excited bunch, maybe not? It’s taken from Britain’s Got the Pop [...]