Vertical Lines FTW!
Not so much vertical as CURVY! We’ve had an ode to the derrière, well why stop there? What about the funbags, huh? You can’t leave that splendid part of the female anatomy out. So thank the many-cushioned goddess Artemis of Ephesus that someone, someone with a shred of decency has redressed that unholy, scandalous balance. Praise be.