Entries from October 2010

Friday, October 8th, 2010

Bewb Staring Contest

Japanese TV, super weird, with just a dash of surreal, but as always, highly entertaining. Prepare to sample their latest game-show offering….”Where do we sign up?”, is the question most of us are asking right now. This isn’t a contest, it’s a pleasure. But the great thing about it is that most guys have already [...]

Wednesday, October 6th, 2010

Chicken Fried Lady

MC Jelly Donut makes deep fried grease laden poultry even more upsetting with this cannibalistic ode to a mutant half-woman, half-KFC freakozoid. It begs the question, what half would you like to be fried chicken? Eating her would mean dicing with diabetes and the onslaught of obesity. If only she had French fried fingers and [...]

Tuesday, October 5th, 2010

Becca Butcher – Pole Audition

This amazing performance is guaranteed to amazeballs your mind. Not only is she super sexy when moving about that pole like it was an extension of her body, but she also has ninja skills. A ninja pole dancer – it doesn’t really get any better than that.

Monday, October 4th, 2010

Say Hello To My ‘Little’ Friend!

You know, not everything that’s small is disappointing; often it can be, like when you go for an expensive meal and all you get is a plate of food that would be better suited to a Lilliputian. Or on the chest of a female. But sometimes small can be beautiful and, contrary to what those [...]

Monday, October 4th, 2010

Skate FAILage

Why succeed when you can fail. It’s much more amusing watching skaters getting angry and smashing their boards like spoilt children. But then they go and ruin it all and start skating without all the stacks and tantrum throwing, which isn’t so much fun. Yeah, ok, so that was an awesome trick, but where’s the [...]

Friday, October 1st, 2010

“030″ by The Good The Bad

Holy ‘HOW TO’ Batman!! Well this is an odd way to play the guitar, what sort of teacher taught her to play the thing like that? Actually, any rock n’ roll band would probably tell her to play it like that. But hey, maybe this was how Jimi Hendrix played so damned well, he made [...]

Friday, October 1st, 2010

Bohemian Slide

Prepare to be awesomized! It’s Queen’s rock classic on slide whistles and a kazoo. It’s like this guy looked at the definition of fun, found it woefully inadequate and sought to redefine it via 1980s rock gods and whistles. It’s like the Clangers vs. The Muppets…..On acid! – Mamma mia, indeed.