Looks like a lot of people hurt themselves last month. And crashed their cars, failed their team, fell off their bikes and generally made a mockery of themselves. A real good month for it by the looks of things. The question to ask now is, will December be able to come up with the goods [...]

It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” – In case you weren’t aware, that beer you’re guzzling every chance you get–well, if it’s either Grolsch, Peroni or Miller–is doing damage to the world’s poor. Another instance of the first world ripping off the third that basically amounts to [...]

If you’ve spent your entire teenage years getting ripped to the eyeballs on MDMA powder in Ibiza while mainlining whiskey into your ears, then this sort of behaviour just goes with the territory really. Ecstasy is a helluva drug, and performing moves like this in a public swimming pool whilst pulling your bikini out of [...]

Toast, who doesn’t like it? These guys liked it so much they made a video using 215 loaves of the stuff. They stole the bread, that magically turned into toast somehow, stole it from starving orphans from all the war-torn countries of the world. Then they forced them to watch this video while laughing manically. [...]

Do you know what it takes to become a Victoria’s Secret Angel? It’s like a contest for ninja-warrior-Olympian-Mensa-Illuminati. It’s that difficult, so when you see a bunch of sensuous super beings shamelessly miming badly in their underwear to a Katy Perry track, there’s only one thing you can do. Be grateful.

There are many drunken pranks you can play on your passed out friend. The classic draw all over their face — giant penises & gay slurs a must. Or there’s the Buckaroo, piling them with furniture, pets, books, knives, urine. Or you could stimulate their GREATEST fear of being buried alive, sending them into a [...]

For some people throwing a hat is a matter of getting home from a hard day’s slacking and chucking the hat away as you slump on the couch. Who cares where it lands? Not these guys though. For them it’s a matter of pride. They throw hats in the garden, hats in the hallway, they [...]

The Hawaii dudes who brought you Chain Surfing Extreme are back with a new set. When you’ve surfed pretty much every surface on this giant surfboard of a planet — sea, sand, grass, snow, concrete — where do you go next? Well, you surf chain of course, which is fine, and not dangerous in the [...]

This is quite simply brilliant. Michael Bay’s version would’ve been particularly amazing, Mark Zuckerberg inventing Facebook on Alcatraz Island to save the internet from exploding and releasing a bunch of mercenary robots who will take over the world and sell our information to corporations. Cue slow-mo and thundering music.

A great ad for, of all things, milk. Despite watching several I’m still not convinced milk helps you stand up better, but nor do I care one f#cking button. It’s people falling over like spastics and it’s hilarious, especially the fat running idiot who just won’t pay attention to signs from God, even when they [...]

Hawt workouts are great, hawt workouts are great. Sorry, you don’t need to be told that twice. If exercise was more like this the world wouldn’t be full of obese Snorlaxes shuffling their wobbly hides from KFC to McDonald’s like a bunch of whales with feet. The government really needs to look into making exercise [...]

Some shocking news in this second installment, poor Chorus Guy. But the rest of the collective are keeping it real with their raps about bees and polite Canadian guy letting us know what it’s all aboot. And MC Doesn’t Know How To Pluralise is showing the world what he’s all about with these sick rhyme. [...]

Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world, that’s right, ALL of them. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.

A classic modern love story told entirely through the Facebook profile interface. Boy joins Facebook, boy finds friends, boy gets drunk and posts about hangover, boy lists his relationship status as “in a relationship”, boy gets dumped after a Facebook of him kissing another girl surfaces, boy goes back to being “single,” and so on. [...]

If only this happened at every town, that would sure be an effective way to draw in the crowds. Forget a country fair or the circus being in town, what would really bring people from across the country is to say you have a woman walking around asking strange men to touch her breasts. I [...]

So what’s wrong with a post-coital bong? Nothing, nothing at all. Combine both these earthly pleasures and you’ll feel even better. It’s simple mathematics. If one pleasure is enjoyable, then adding two of the most pleasurable activities on this earth together can only result in something even better. Amirite?