Entries from January 2011

Monday, January 31st, 2011

Benny Hinn – Dark Lord of the Sith

Looks like this televangelist has been under the tutorage of Yoda and turned to the dark-side, rather than the big guy upstairs. OK, so the bearded one can maybe throw some bolts of lightning or smite the odd heathen swine, but that pales in comparison to wielding a lightsaber and striking down his flock like [...]

Monday, January 31st, 2011

IT’S MONDAY!!!

It’s that time again and while most of you are groaning and wishing that they’d hurry the f#ck up and invent a 4-day weekend, or work on a voluntary basis, i’m praising Jeebus that Monday has come around again! It might be the Lithium, it might be the electro-therapy, it might be the fact that [...]

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Mega Crazy Slip & Slide

This behemoth of a slip and slide truly warrants the term epic. For that is what it is. But watching it is slightly annoying because you just want to be there having fun; slipping, sliding. Wonder how long it took to build this monster? And I wonder if they’d mind building one in my back [...]

Thursday, January 27th, 2011

“Nephicide” by JOGG

Those death-heavy-Satan-black-metal fans get younger every year. In my day you’d sacrifice children as young as that to Golthacultmicon, the slathering, unholy demon-god of metal who only spoke in shrieks and farted distorted guitar sounds. Now they’re the ones running the operation. Still, good to see the young ‘uns projectile vomiting blood.

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

Creating A Hit: 8 Hour Challenge

All those shitty pop hits that come steaming out of the hit factory like a turd falling from the sky and landing in your piano-shaped swimming pool. You could do better, right? That’s the reasoning behind this guy and his musician mate Dan Bennett aka Transit’s task to create a pop hit in under 8 [...]

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Space: The Final Paper Plane Frontier

NASA might be able to put a man on the moon, but they haven’t launched a DIY weather balloon full of 200 paper planes into space yet, carrying messages from the world’s populace on hardcore SD Memory Cards, to the edge of the earth’s atmosphere–36,500 metres up–and paper-bombed Germany with them. That’s innovation!

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Pale Kid Raps Faster! (Mac Lethal)

And so. The great rap battle of pale white kids 2011 begins. (Pale kid raps ‘fast’ was SO yesterday!) It’ll go down in history as a time of such cultural richness, of such fertile artistic abundance that the Italian Renaissance will be a barely remembered footnote to it. Paler. Faster. Gayer.

Monday, January 24th, 2011

Webcam Wannabe Wardrobe FAIL!

This over enthusiastic amateur belly dancer tries her very hardest to be sultry and seductive, and it’s kind of working until…whoops! Hello Narnia! But it’s all OK, there seems to be no serious injury to anything other than her pride and possibly a creature from Narnia who happened to be walking by at that moment. [...]

Monday, January 24th, 2011

IT’S MONDAY!!!

We’re back at my favourite time of the week, time to get back to work and relish the happiness that, for the next five days, you are gonna be working for the MAN! GOD it’s a wonderful world! If you don’t share my whacked-out excitement for the occasion here is some visual medication to ease [...]

Friday, January 21st, 2011

Natalie Portman Golden Globes Laugh Loop

Here’s something to try today, take bets with your co-workers as to how long they can listen to this on repeat in a single sitting. If they go over 3 minutes then they are king/queen of the internets. This is what the Golden Globes is all about; crazy laughter, Brendan Fraser clapping like Errol Flynn’s [...]

Friday, January 21st, 2011

Now, If You’ll Excuse Me…

Where would we be without the supercut. We’d find ourselves with not much to do but watch pr0n and, well, watch more pr0n. Not such a bad existence. But sometimes your eyes need a break, just like your wrist does, and that’s where the supercut comes in. This one involves people excusing themselves. Now, if [...]

Thursday, January 20th, 2011

Boxes in the Hood

Boxes are, like, totally dope yo. Arts and crafts is just the most pimpin’ shiz you ever do witnizz and this song pays dues to that most gangster of containers, the box. It’s about time too, we be using them for all sorts of storage since, like, 40 years or so. Maybe 45. “If you [...]

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Pink Ponies

All you social media gurus out there would do well to watch this video. Again. And again. Maybe take some notes too, because these guys totally owned when it came to sorting out an 8-year-old girl’s birthday party. They had a strategy, let hype build organically, and targeted the right people. Her friends. And then [...]

Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

“Talk about get a life” Stephen Fry on Internet Trolls

Stephen Fry, the fat gay Twitter queen of the internet who’s actually a comic creation of PG Wodehouse, dribbles on about trolls and getting distressed by their trolling ways. Whatever Stephen, why don’t you take your iPad and shove it up your saggy buttock hole you jumped up piece of overstretched scrotum. Lolz.

Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

Top 10 Sports (Rémi Gaillard)

So that was 2010. What will 2011 hold in store for Rémi, will he take a turn in French politics bringing about a fall in unemployment and uniting the disparate lower and middle classes? Fuck no, he’ll run around dressed as a chicken while stealing poultry from the local supermarket and throwing it into oncoming [...]

Monday, January 17th, 2011

Ricky Gervais Has HUGE Golden Globes!

Loosely following on with our Glee theme (Chris Colfer won a Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor in a TV series), prepare for an Englishman to tell Hollywood how it ‘really’ is in last night’s 68th Golden Globes award ceremony. Sparing no punches and probably killing any chance of future film work Mr. Gervais proved [...]

Monday, January 17th, 2011

IT’S MONDAY!!!

It’s been an interesting week, had to cancel my holiday to Tunisia & i ran out of my precious lithium supply, but at least Ricky Gervais cheered me up last night (R.I.P) – Here’s some celebs who couldn’t make the event!

Sarah Palin’s Breath – Prepare to bow in eternal servitude!
Amy Winehouse Still knows wow [...]

Friday, January 14th, 2011

Lord of the Rings: Two Tiny Towers

“One fap to rule them all!”. If you need some sage-like advice on sexual matters, then Gandalf the Perv will help you out. Even hobbits get certain urges, it’s only natural (unlike their freaky hairy feet) and you can’t blame them, they’re surrounded by hawt chicks like Galadriel the royal Elf babe. However, you wouldn’t [...]