It’s been an interesting week, had to cancel my holiday to Tunisia & i ran out of my precious lithium supply, but at least Ricky Gervais cheered me up last night (R.I.P) – Here’s some celebs who couldn’t make the event!
- Sarah Palin’s Breath – Prepare to bow in eternal servitude!
- Amy Winehouse Still knows wow to put on a (drunken) show
- Charlie Sheen will always be my role model!
- Seth Rogen Based ‘The Green Hornet’ on Paris Hilton – Dear God :(
- Justin Bieber Hating Cat – Just look at the venom in it’s eyes!
- Penthouse to release 3D pr0n channel later this year – There IS a god!
- James Van Der Beek not just a talentless douchebag after all!
- Danny DeVito – Bet you didn’t know he was spawned from a sofa!?
- The Lost Boys – EVERY line of dialogue in this movie is Michael?
- Keanu Reeves gets asked about the Sad Keanu meme on British breakfast TV (skip to 3.20).