It’s been an interesting week, had to cancel my holiday to Tunisia & i ran out of my precious lithium supply, but at least Ricky Gervais cheered me up last night (R.I.P) – Here’s some celebs who couldn’t make the event!

• Sarah Palin’s Breath – Prepare to bow in eternal servitude!
• Amy Winehouse Still knows wow to put on a (drunken) show
• Charlie Sheen will always be my role model!
• Seth Rogen Based ‘The Green Hornet’ on Paris Hilton – Dear God :(
• Justin Bieber Hating Cat – Just look at the venom in it’s eyes!
• Penthouse to release 3D pr0n channel later this year – There IS a god!
• James Van Der Beek not just a talentless douchebag after all!
• Danny DeVito – Bet you didn’t know he was spawned from a sofa!?
• The Lost Boys – EVERY line of dialogue in this movie is Michael?
• Keanu Reeves gets asked about the Sad Keanu meme on British breakfast TV (skip to 3.20).