It’s that time again and while most of you are groaning and wishing that they’d hurry the f#ck up and invent a 4-day weekend, or work on a voluntary basis, i’m praising Jeebus that Monday has come around again! It might be the Lithium, it might be the electro-therapy, it might be the fact that my collection of James Bond soundtrack LP’s have suddenly jumped in value, who knows. It’s MONDAY!!!

• P Diddy? gets blamed for 9/11 & sued for 1 trillion dollars! Wait, What?
• Time To Get HIGH! – Roll out the weed catapult and fire it up!
• Demon Cat: Fear Him! – You might laugh, but, wait till nightfall comes!
• Man vs Mascot – “Lets get ready to R-U-M-B-L-E!”
• Let’s Rawk! – Chocolate Rain By Tay Zonday Meets Metal
• Ricky Gervais vs Louis CK – Time for some epic hospital humiliation!
• Dante’s Inferno: The Short Version – Condensed Divine Comedy?
• BFG of the Day – A handgun chambered for an unf**kwithable 28 gauge (55 caliber) shotshells.