Lord of the Rings: Two Tiny Towers
“One fap to rule them all!”. If you need some sage-like advice on sexual matters, then Gandalf the Perv will help you out. Even hobbits get certain urges, it’s only natural (unlike their freaky hairy feet) and you can’t blame them, they’re surrounded by hawt chicks like Galadriel the royal Elf babe. However, you wouldn’t want to meet a randy orc (or Boromir) in the Forest of Fangorn on a dark night when the moon is full. Ouch.