Entries from February 2011

Monday, February 28th, 2011

Baba Flower the Dancing King

Not everyone can be this awesome. It takes dedication, skill and an attitude of extreme not giving a shit. This old dude could out dance the whole cast of Step Up and still have energy left over to hit the clubs and bust some moves on the dance floors. Hail to the dancing king.

Monday, February 28th, 2011

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s funny how the internet has a way of repeating itself, a constantly moving and changing ocean that sometimes latches onto the latest trend and carries it along before discarding it in it’s vast array and gathering up some new meme or fad. Last week Justin Bieber was surfing on the crest of this wave [...]

Friday, February 25th, 2011

House M.D – Pulp Fiction Spoof

What’s does Dr. Gregory House look like? It doesn’t get more awesome than Pulp Fiction homages. We’ve all done it, your flatmate is loafing on the couch, you walk in the flat, give it the “Hey kids, how you boys doing?” And off you go, Big Kahuna burger and everything. M’mm, that is a tasty [...]

Friday, February 25th, 2011

ET Sequel: “ET-X” (Extended Trailer)

Since ET’s been away, quite a lot of dreadful things have happened to the earth, like the Jonas Brothers, Bieber. And the little fella loves humanity, he doesn’t want to see it suffering at the hands and voices of irritating pop brats. And of course, there’s the small case of the fang-toothed evil ETs [...]

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

Black Widow Gone Wild

Even a toy Scarlett Johansson looks pretty sexy, flashing her plastic bewbs at the T-1000, taking down Mickey Rourke, Spidey and even Superman. Badass. Flashing bewbage is a surefire way to defeat the enemy, one quick glance and it’s like a stung gun to the brain. Totally mesmerized, maybe they should think about using this [...]

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011

Art Film

We all love an art film, right? As long as they’re directed by Michael “Shit Just got Real” Bay. That man knows how to throw in some explosions and shiny fast cars. Now that’s what art is. Not some plotless piece of floating contemplation discussing the meta-meaning of something Plato farted out after too many [...]

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011

Most Awkward Game Ever

A simple yet very effective game. Get a friend and then using all those film quotes we all love to spout at each other all day every day, substitute the nouns for the word ‘penis’. And you have the instant mega-lolz. Watch this video and tell me you didn’t laugh. No matter how old we [...]

Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011

Darth Vader Does Justin Bieber

When Justin Skywalker grows up and sees the emotionally devastating sight of his family burned to death by Imperial record company execs, then he will slowly be approaching the event horizon of his destiny which was written in the stars by George Lucas’s lightsaber. And when that fateful day happens, this scene will sure but [...]

Monday, February 21st, 2011

Dear Bieber. (Justin Gets Killed)

It FINALLY happend. But! The only thing missing from this video is a headshot. Other than that you get to watch the baby-faced clam jouster getting shot up like many of you have no doubt dreamt of. But we all know that you can never be sure if someone’ll recover, so best to stand above [...]

Monday, February 21st, 2011

Very Super Famous – Jon Lajoie

Jon Lajoie doesn’t need x-ray vision or super strength, because he has super fame. So famous that even before he’s announced a new album the world instinctively knows it. Even Zen hermits in the Himalayas and plant roots deep under the desert floor know who he is. You’ll never hear someone saying “Jon La-who?”. Unless [...]

Monday, February 21st, 2011

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you noticed the Justin Bieber has been getting waaay to much internet coverage recently, i know some of it is lame, but come on. It’s getting to the point now where when i see a mention of him i no longer throw up. Pretty soon i’ll be listening to his songs and if that [...]

Friday, February 18th, 2011

Super Mario Pr0n (XXX Parody Trailer)

Oh yeah, they went there. Kind of. Mario finally gets to see the Princess’s peach and enter her pipes and fire at her flower. And so on. Just imagine if something like this actually got made, the cosmos would capsize before swallowing tself because something that wrong could and should never be of this universe [...]

Friday, February 18th, 2011

How To Avoid Talking To People You Don’t Want To Talk To

This woman does not want dance rape. No one does. And if you have problems with loads of drunk, lecherous guys shuffling their booze-addled selves up to you while on the dance floor, trying to rub their John Thomas against your butt cheeks, then this is how to tell them you are not interested, girlfriend! [...]

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

Baby Trahses Bar

NO, it’s not Lindsay Lohan as a child, but just another toddler on holiday. Yeah, babies may look all cute and innocent but just you wait until they get a few beers inside them then they turn into one of those angry drunks. Not a pleasant sight and not a pleasant thing to be around. [...]

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

Wigan Gangsta – Handsome Mike

The means streets of Wigan, full of gun-toting gangsters shooting each other over territory wars. Sorry, that should be the mean bedrooms of Wigan, where the kids are playing computer games that feature gun-toting gangsters shooting each other over territory wars. But, sadly, the kids think they are those villainous hardasses. Here’s Mike Rees putting [...]