Entries from February 2011

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

Baby Trahses Bar

NO, it’s not Lindsay Lohan as a child, but just another toddler on holiday. Yeah, babies may look all cute and innocent but just you wait until they get a few beers inside them then they turn into one of those angry drunks. Not a pleasant sight and not a pleasant thing to be around. [...]

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

Wigan Gangsta – Handsome Mike

The means streets of Wigan, full of gun-toting gangsters shooting each other over territory wars. Sorry, that should be the mean bedrooms of Wigan, where the kids are playing computer games that feature gun-toting gangsters shooting each other over territory wars. But, sadly, the kids think they are those villainous hardasses. Here’s Mike Rees putting [...]

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

Pr0n Will Never Be the Same!

Ever wonder where all those sound effects come from when you’re watching some adult entertainment? Well after watching this you’ll wish you hadn’t. Talk about a mood killer, next time you’re watching some blonde getting pounded just think of a middle-aged German women with a face like a retired wrestler banging her palm against her [...]

Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

Big Wet Jugs

Only in ze Soviet Russia will they shoot the wet jugs. But all credit to this Ruskie, because somebody needs to illustrate the ‘real’ shooting capacity of various fire arms (forget movies, they suck!). Otherwise where would we be? In utter confusion is where. And zis crazy man here gets all wet just to demonstrate [...]

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Bob Dylan’s “No Direction Period” (un-cut)

Everyone remembers His Bobness’s famous hits, like “Mr Tangerine Man”, “It’s Alright Ma (It’s Just A Scratch)”, “Like A Rolling Stone”, but no one ever remembers the lesser known of his oeuvre that got ripped off by such luminaries as Sir Mix-A-Lot, the protest song singer who likes a big butt or two. And this [...]

Friday, February 11th, 2011

Gentlemen’s Fight Club

In Silicon Valley, no one can hear you scream…as your fellow IT worker from Yahoo thumps you in the neck with a swinging aggressive fist. Who knew that a bunch of geeks decided to deal with the existential angst of modern office life, not by thumping their keyboards but by thumping each other with their [...]

Friday, February 11th, 2011

KORG Monotron Song

As miniature analogue synthesizers that use a stylus go, this is pretty fly. Cart it around in your coat pocket, then when you’re somewhere and everyone’s aching for some synth-party time, you can whip out this little beauty and lay down some sounds. It’s like something a futuristic Link might use when he tires of [...]

Thursday, February 10th, 2011

Playmobil Stop Motion – Joy Division’s “Transmission”

Oh hell yeah. A Playmobil Joy Division performing on the TV show ‘Something Else’ in a pretty much shot-for-shot remake of their last performance. Even down to Ian Curtis’s head jitterings. Amazing band, amazing idea, amazingly executed. Dance, dance, dance to the radio, y’all.

Thursday, February 10th, 2011

Wrestling Bewbs

“Let’s get ready to F-U-M-B-L-E!!!!”. Welcome to the world of mammary man-handling, where nothing is fake…….*Wait, i’ll get back to you on that! Methinks this new sport would work sooo much better with far less clothing, the sound down, hands moved out the way and she just sat there bouncing up and down in the [...]

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

Pole Dancing Wizard

If only, IF ONLY, the Harry Potter films were as magical as this. Sure to cast a spell on you, and all those other puns that you just know should be featured in a post such as this. I’ll leave it to the comments to get creative with that. Who knew Harry Potter fans were [...]

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

Ozzy vs. Bieber vs. Best Buy

This is the extended advert of what was aired during the Super Bowl for Best Buy, with Ozzy looking like a washed up gladiator from The Grid and Bieber, well, Bieber looks like he always does: a teenage lesbian. Back in the dee Ozzy would’ve snorted a pipsqueak like Bieber for breakfast, or at least [...]