Entries from April 2011

Friday, April 29th, 2011

The Twins

Who knew embryos could skate? But they can, and do so very well. By the time they grow up they’re going to be so good at skating they’ll probably invent hoverboards and maybe even be the first people to skate on the moon. It could happen, anything’s possible. Or maybe they’ll grow out of it [...]

Friday, April 29th, 2011

The Wilhelm Scream

The scream that keeps on screaming, sound designer Benjamin Burtt Jr. discovered the original recording (it was labelled “Man being eaten by alligator”) and used it in a little movie he was involved in called Star Wars. Being a man who liked to rinse the hell out of something and milk it until it was [...]

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

Terminator 2 Sweded: Low Budgment Day

Prepare to experience awesome! Forget about the filmic turds that are Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and Terminator Salvation, any self-respecting cyborg would know that this is the true 3rd part to complete the trilogy. It’s quite simply, incredimazing. So good it warrants making up a new word that is a barbarism of two [...]

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Getting Your Teeth Into ‘Priest’

A long time ago, like in the 1980s or something, there was a trailer & it was used to advertise a film. This is the story of that trailer. Not really, this is a bunch of work shy film students trying to make a formulaic action trailer for the movie moguls of L.A. Will they [...]

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Cristina Zenato: Shark Mistress

This chick is such a badass she can exert control over sharks, the bullies of the sea, balancing them on her hand, juggling them, playing with them like they were a bunch of pussies or sea lions. When word gets out to the rest of the underwater community that sharks can be tamed like this [...]

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Crazy Avalanche Cliff Jump with Matthias Giraud

These insane adrenaline freaks have an avalanche lapping at their heels like death chasing them, and the steep French Alps in front of them. Surrounded by danger, but do they give a damn, no. This should be an inspiration to us all to go out there and live! To take life by the swinging bollocks [...]

Tuesday, April 26th, 2011

Scooter – “Friends Turbo”

It’s time for your morning music fix of Euro-techno happy hardcore wake-up call to the power of hard dance, complete with raving mulleted Germans going ze crazy in a motor car. Crank it up real loud, and if you’re sat at work, take your headphones out so the whole office can hear, stand on your [...]

Tuesday, April 26th, 2011

“Hold It Against Me” – 266 Rein Marines Official Version

Just because you’re a hardass marine fighting a grim war in the deserts of Afghanistan doesn’t mean you can’t lip synch an amazing performance of Britney Spears’ “Hold It Against Me”, which the woman herself has given her official shaved-head stamp of approval. They’ve got long careers as pop stars waiting for them when they [...]

Tuesday, April 26th, 2011

TUESDAY IS THE NEW MONDAY!!!!!!!

OK, so i took a day off yesterday, you got a problem with that!? Now it’s Tuesday i’m feeling all depressed that the interwebs didn’t miss me, i thought i was a contender, i thought i could be…somebody :(

Dumb Blonde Fail Compilation – Nuff said!
210 ft Rope Swing Of Death – It’s perfectly safe. Honest.
Little [...]

Monday, April 25th, 2011

Tougher Than You!

Could a pair of jeans beat you in an arm wrestle. Probably. Could a ginger kid on a scooter get more chicks than you? Definitely! Here’s a pair of jeans built using space technology are put to the test by a guy flying around on a scooter like a ninja who’s tired of walking places. [...]

Friday, April 22nd, 2011

Super Joint

This is the sort of joint you imagine the Hulk sitting down to chill out with after a hard day’s raging and hulking. Because, looking at the size of it, you’ll need super lungs to toke that bad boy up. Otherwise you could just smoke a little, stub it out, toke a little more, stub [...]

Friday, April 22nd, 2011

Hessian Hobbies: The Second Coming

Well now isn’t this just so darn cute, Hessian Hobbies help dads connect with their children through the medium of craft. Helping build that father-daughter bond until it’s a concrete structure of positive energies and love. What exactly do they make, you ask? Little clay models that they can shoot the crap out of, which [...]

Thursday, April 21st, 2011

Dead Alien Found in Siberia

Holy fucking hell, more evidence of extra-terrestrial beings out there watching us waiting to steal our eyes with weapons that look like eye drops then rape our souls. This one looks a little bit like a skinned chicken, not sure what we’re to make of that. Maybe the chickens are actually Martians and we’ve been [...]