2pm, waking up in the morning….afternoon – Gotta have a pulse, gotta go downstairs – Gotta have my bong, gotta have cereal – Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ – Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s tripping’ – Gotta get down to the liquor store – Gotta catch my dealer, I see zombies – — It’s Monday, Monday! – Time to KILL Rebeca Black.

• Game Boy Music Remix-Magic – Get ready for old-skool sounds!
• Poetry by Gary – Just repeat the N-word again and again.
• How To Unbox A Product – THIS is where the true pleasure is at
• She’s Drunk! – Chick exemplifies all that is awesome about being wasted.
• Louis CK Smokes a Bong – Getting high on LOLZ.
• Time To Flula – So you’re stuck in Germany, what do you do?
• Beware Locked Doors – Lecture hall Superman prank fail
• Love at First Sight – So, this women doesn’t seem desperate at all!?
• It’s Lapdancing Jim, But Not As We Know It! – DON’T go there!!!