Mass UFO Sighting, We’re All Doomed
Happy Friday, make it a good one because the world’s about to get all Independence Day on our asses. First it’ll be the White House then Paris, then some hick in the middle of nowhere and then they’ll come for your children and your pets!! Or maybe they’re like the nice aliens from Close Encounters. Or maybe it can be explained away rationally. Or maybe it was a new Michael Bay film. Or maybe we’re alll doomed from alien lazer beams to the eye socket.