OK, so i took a day off yesterday, you got a problem with that!? Now it’s Tuesday i’m feeling all depressed that the interwebs didn’t miss me, i thought i was a contender, i thought i could be…somebody :(

• Dumb Blonde Fail Compilation – Nuff said!
• 210 ft Rope Swing Of Death – It’s perfectly safe. Honest.
• Little Thor – Lil’ Vader was SO last Superbowl!
• Jesus Christ: Violent Communion – Jeebus didn’t go without a fight!
• The Howard Stern Queef-Off – Prepare to be amazed.
• Shaun of the Dead – Done in 60 seconds. Epic.
• A Tornado Stole His Hamburger – Nature gets hungry.
• Meet Jessica – University of Michigan we thank you!
• Capri Anderson Parties On – Lucky B/day S.O.B