Posted on Sunday, May 1st by wesbo

Huge Freaky Insect Discovered

Hoola_Punch

Deep in the rain forests of the Amazon it looks like the horror of Starship Troopers has finally come true, there is some kind of large smart bug spreading infection amongst the local population and it aint pretty! Scientist Dr Javier Hoolavez has discovered an entirely new genus that has a very distinctive insect bite that changes the genetical behavior of it’s victim into something scary and now it looks like the infection has reached the human population and the virus is spreading FAST!!!

46 Comments

  • WTF!?!

  • Samson
    May 1st, 2011

    The England football team could do with some exposure to this insect!

  • Jane M
    May 1st, 2011

    What a pretty flower……….*wait!?

  • Were doomed!!!

  • You can really see that the insect was CG.

    But the fake documentary looks pretty nice tough.

  • The production values were not bad, so they could have made this rather scary. Why did it get so silly at the end? If you Google “Hoola Effect” there’s a blog accompanying this. I can’t for the life of me figure out what point the authors may be trying to make.

  • Bullshit!!!!!!!!! FAKE!!!!!!!

  • drewdeze
    May 2nd, 2011

    this shit had me goin for a second until it broke the glass

  • yullessis
    May 2nd, 2011

    women are obviously being recreated

  • Anonymous
    May 2nd, 2011

    lol

  • Jonsey Is Back.
    May 2nd, 2011

    Damn. You mean it’s not real :(

  • sequel to district 9?

  • A.W.A.W.
    May 2nd, 2011

    LMAO! This is fucking hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing

  • Cosmik
    May 2nd, 2011

    Love this.

  • commiepinko
    May 2nd, 2011

    Can they export them? I want them to bite the Detroit Lions, Tigers, and Pistons.

  • nuggets
    May 2nd, 2011

    That’s a damn shame, I wish it were real.

  • Gossol
    May 2nd, 2011

    I’ll fruit fight any of them!

  • Pandets
    May 2nd, 2011

    kkkkkkkkkk!!! This is funny!! hehehehe

  • Dennis
    May 2nd, 2011

    What a BS

  • OMG this is SOOOO fake!!!!

  • Why are people saying this is fake? If it’s not obvious to you by the time you get to the pole vaulters, you’re a fool.

  • Anonymous
    May 2nd, 2011

    SO want this to be real :/

  • goatfish
    May 3rd, 2011

    that was really bad. i thought it was working up to something funny but it never came. lame video .

  • Anonymous
    May 3rd, 2011

    Of course it’s fake idiots.

  • Stevie
    May 3rd, 2011

    One of those bites my friend Joey every game night…

  • I think I got bit on my private parts….

  • so fake

  • Weird. It’s really fake, not at all funny (almost doesn’t seem like it’s trying to be), and it doesn’t really have a point that I can figure. What’s the point?

  • BestOneHere
    May 3rd, 2011

    THIS AINT FAKE!!! IKNOW CUZ IM SMARTER THEN ANYONE AND BETTER!!! SOMEONE HAVE A PROBLEM HUH ILL FIGHT ANY ONE OF U FOOLS N FCK U UP!!! DAMM THIS RECENT BUG BITE IS ITCHY

  • In Spain they already got this disease, they start tossing tomatoes on each other once a while..

  • Anonymous
    May 3rd, 2011

    It had me going until they launched that guy into the woods….

  • Anonymous
    May 3rd, 2011

    REAL

  • OMG!! never seen so FAKED bug before,even the scientist sounded like a real one..NOT!

  • its called the united states and its people. they have already been “bitten”. Think about it.

  • Johnny Cocaine
    May 4th, 2011

    This is genius. An obvious satire on the whole of the human race. Oh how we’re doomed. Gonna go fill up my Hummer now at $4 a gallon and go check on my foreclosed McMansion.

  • haha! if this was REAL i dont think it would be half bad… we could infect sum of our not so motivated people here in the US and hell i think the country would be better.

  • jackson
    May 5th, 2011

    That was lame. What a waste of time and energy. Well done but beat.

    It would be funnier to see the villagers fighting each other with sticks.

  • Send these to the white house, I mean senate!

  • it took more than 30 posts for commenters/viewers to understand the intention of the video.

  • who this oc animation belive and fake commetz is maga stupid !

  • Lambda
    May 9th, 2011

    Fucking retarded. Horrible ass CG.

  • Carmelio
    May 9th, 2011

    Calm down. Of course it’s CG, of course it’s fake. It’s not actually trying to be funny or anything. It’s called “Viral Marketing” and, this being among the first stages of it, only gives people something to talk and wonder about.
    There will be more in the future and eventually we will discover what they are trying to sell with it. You can probably bet it will be some sort of energy or sports related product and will have the shape of the bite as its logo.

  • [...] Batman! We showed a video of this insect a while back from deep within in the Amazonian jungles of South America and prayed it would stay put! then it turned up in India and now some chick has had an encounter [...]

  • Too bad the creators didn’t play it serious all the way through. It was fun before the silliness kicked in.

  • Anonymous
    May 28th, 2011

    Watch a few times and its the biggest piece of shit ya ever seen. Farfetched

  • It’a a film viral you muppets!

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