Entries from July 2011

Friday, July 29th, 2011

Ukulele Billie Jean

On paper the idea sounds lamewad to the extremous: Billie Jean on a ukulele. But in practice James Hill here turns it into a slow beat piece of badass. And right after he’s finished his set, that ukulele in the top left hand corner’s going to get his mic turned on for 30mins of standup. [...]

Friday, July 29th, 2011

Honey Pie

What do you think? Is this luscious female form a babe, or what? She’s got all the right curves in all the right places, and she’s anatomically correct. What more could any red-bloodied man want, right? Well, kinda. There is one small issue, it really is only something minor (apart from the fact she’s certainly [...]

Thursday, July 28th, 2011

Who Are the EDL?

What with the horror that happened in Norway, this once laughable bunch of racist thugs have been given a sinister edge. But just who the fuck are they? Well, with chants like “Who the f#ck is Alan(?)” and this insightful commentary you get to know just who these dickwads really are: Twats. With NO fashion [...]

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

I’m On Crack

It’s got dancing cats, it’s got Mario references. The problem with this video is that it’s too good. The 484-odd thousand people (and counting) who have viewed it so far are going to go off on a life-long crack binge and become those people whose face are all gums and their skeletal frames look like [...]

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

Angry Grandpa Watches Rebecca Black

Sorry Rebecca, i know it’s your new single, but it’s this old dude’s moment, not yours. Grandpa so eloquently puts what so many of us have struggled to articulate. With verve, with succinct wit, with no top on, grandpa calls Rebecca Black a bitch, her mom a lesbian bitch and generally tells it like it [...]

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

Barf Cup

Barf cup likes to barf. Its sole purpose on this earth is to constantly spew. And spew. And spew. So it’s like you after a heavy night out on the tiles, when you’ve eaten some monstrosity that barely warrants the name food and all that’s left to do is to empty the contents of your [...]

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

Highschool of the Dead

Reposted by popular demand — It doesn’t get any better than matrix chesticles. You can rely on Japanese anime to feature a heaving cleavage used to fire a weapon, zombies and gratuitous crotch shots with a bullet in slow motion. They’ve managed to get all that is awesome in a just over a minute of [...]

Monday, July 25th, 2011

Skittles – “Newlyweds”

‘Oh baby, oh baby……..OH BABY!….Taste the frikking rainbow biatch!’ This guy might want to see a doctor. Because what’s coming out of his johnson isn’t normal. Maybe he’s eating too many Skittles or maybe he’s putting them in the wrong orifice, either way something is seriously wrong. Taste the rainbow, indeed.

Monday, July 25th, 2011

Mermaid Swims with Sharks

You’re probably thinking: what next? A unicorn swimming with rainbow-coloured dolphins? But, it’s OK, they’ve not really discovered a mythical beast at the bottom of the ocean, it’s just a model in a mermaid wetsuit freediving amongst the underwater world in the Caribbean. Shame she’s not naked from the waist up. You can but dream.

Monday, July 25th, 2011

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So that was a rather interesting(?) weekend….First off, poor Amy Winehouse joins the legendary ‘27 club’ and receives ironic tributes from naive fans leaving bottles of vodka & wine on her doorstep – WTF!?! . Norway, a quiet & peaceful little country in the Nordics, experiences something akin to armageddon with more bombs and shootings [...]

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

Sloth: A Tribute

The honorary Goonie with a face like it’s been clawed at by a troop raging baboons gets a tribute video. So, heeeey yooooou guuuuuys! Grab your Baby Ruth and fuck off to find One-Eyed Willie’s gold because it is your time, this Friday. It is YOUR time down here.

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

How To Get Ready For A Date

The fountain of knowledge guru that is Jenny Marbles dishes out her sage-like wisdom about going out on a date. So, ladies, throw some junk on your face, dress in revealing clothes, then put some pretty trinkets on yourself so you can sparkle in the club and men can find you to come drool on [...]